Too pure for this, or any other world.

You’ll be ok, professor.

That’s how I felt. It looks cool to me, just not what I want from them.

Based on your description I can only imagine one possible application for this behemoth - storing the Machine while fleeing from Samaritan. (Yes, I still miss Person of Interest dammit!)

Maybe they thought making the character animations stiff and wooden was enough.

Earl Grey is a hell of a drug.

I like everything about that game... Except the game.

The cat saying “Hey Teens” to a bunch of teens is me.

They finally figured out that the armored bikini goes UNDER the clothes.

But in an e-mail, he noted that this interpretation could be reductive. Genre and gaming motivation don’t explain gender breakdown with complete accuracy. 

This is really important, to remember that when we’re talking about genders in aggregate none of the information actually applies to the individual. This is…

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Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

I am at a point where if I see the letters S, J, and W being used together unironically, then I read it as a handy shortcut to not waste an ounce of energy on the poster.

I also want to recommend Chainmail Bikini: the Anthology of Women Gamers. It’s a collected work that features autobiographical rememberances and fictional stories form dozens of female writers and artists, all centered on the important role that gaming has played in their lives. It’s less than $15 on Amazon and Kotaku…

They’re the Pokemon that can learn Crush three times.

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