I was thinking about it as a choice between dignity and laziness but I like yours much better because I voted unlimited time off and would rather be someone who chose freedom than somebody who chose laziness

This story is like Get Out in real life. Really hard to put trust in white people after stories like this.

Based on the finalists, I can only assume the majority of Jez commenters would prefer to sit around all day taking a shit.

Seriously dudes- unlimited time off is literally the single benefit of the apocalypse.

Was hoping somebody would post that 

Ah yes, Roseanne Barr. A true conservative patriotic American who would never do anything to disrespect the national anthem like those horrible NFL players have done.

Ugh, who could forget.

THANK YOU. I mean, yeah, plumbing is a freaking great invention, but we’ll all only get to use it like one time for one really sad, malnourished shit, and then we’ll die of starvation because we won’t have any food.

This is the fundamental choice we all have to make. What do we truly crave? Comfort or freedom? Let your heart guide you to the truth.

So, I have a shit take... I know it is shitty, but I can’t help but this maybe it isn’t untrue.

“To cut the tension in a chaotic workplace,” the Times reports, “Ms. Hicks baked cookies for aides on Valentine’s Day, swapped country music song recommendations and texted her colleagues funny video clips.”

White women are the masterminds, architects, and CFOs of white supremacy. They just let the men do the grunt work of that movement. That knowledge helps contextualize this story and America as a whole.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. We need to talk about all of these things.

Evil. I think these people were just plain evil. It sounds like they adopted innocent children only to terrorize them with a life of abuse, and when they couldn’t completely destroy the character of a child as bright and strong as Devonte, they murdered them all instead of facing the consequences for their crimes.

You have the 3 deceased kids found inside, and outside of the SUV in different paragraphs, I mention only because I wondered if they were thrown clear or managed to crawl out.

A year before he started assaulting her. A fucking CHIIIIIILLLLLLD.

I know that, per Feminist Regulations, I am supposed to love everything anyone with a vagina has ever done. However, someone needs to make Lena Dunham disappear from the cultural landscape. Bitch, you just rich and white.

It’s called “white guilt”, and don’t worry, it won’t kill you. I do have bad news, though. The only cure is empathizing with black people.

I guess we are supposed to forget about that. White hypocrisy at it’s finest!

Roseanne the first person to actually disrespect the anthem.