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I think that’s a natural reaction. These people, especially the ones who are so low that that they feel like they have to defend crypto in the comments of a video game blog, are definitely desperate. But, like, I feel sorry for someone drowning in quicksand. I want to help them if I can. But I DON’T feel sorry for

Can we talk about how this obvious genius and absolute unit of economics thinks that “Kotaku is quickly transforming into a crypto website” and not that, you know, a bunch of really poorly run game publishers are rushing to get into the crypto space because it’s Loot Boxes 2.0 and obviously a video game blog is gonna

Hell, Star Wars Galaxies had serial numbers and the creator’s name (which basically functioned as a “brand name” for players that made high quality items) on weapons and other items almost 20 years ago... it’s functionally the same kind of “strict uniqueness” as NFTs except paying for them in space bucks and hosting

Lemme translate this for everyone:

CRYPTOBRO SAYS:
I could provide proof but what is the point? It would fall on deaf ears.”

CYPTOBRO MEANS:
“I have no actual proof of anything, and none has ever actually been discovered or shared, but if I think REALLY HARD that is has it’s almost like the same thing”

CRYPROBRO SAYS:
Peo

I swear to god you all are just the same person with a bunch of alts because you all sound identical. Same talking points, complaints, reasons you can’t or won’t go into more detail… almost like crypto is one giant cul— no, wait, that can’t be right. It’s not like it’s a belief in the value of the intangible that

Well there’s three from yesterday that have more comments and there’s several more since yesterday that have roughly the same amount of comments or not that much less. Plus isn’t this how the internet works, people comment and engage more on things they hate. Not a groundbreaking revelation nor is it special to crypto

Watching the crypto world “pioneer” what Second Life and games like Entropia Universe did without the blockchain 10-20 years ago continues to be deeply amusing.

Crypto isn’t making anyone rich except for the people at the top of the scheme. That’s how pyramid schemes *work*. Also these articles don’t get any more or less comment traffic than others. If you disagree, then I suggest you provide your proof because all this trash comment is, is hurt feefees and baseless statement.

The best way to prove that love is to continue commenting on each crypto article. Then you’re really participating in what what you love! High-five!

it’s not making anyone rich, they’re just getting higher and higher on their own farts and dunning-kruger.

When you grow up, maybe you’ll realize that two things can be true at the same time.

Hey, both things can be true: it sucks that Chapelle got attacked, and Chapelle also sucks.

That seems to be a bit of an exaggeration. 

It is key context though that he immediately blamed it on a transperson with zero evidence, pointing out that last bit.

Hey, maybe it wasn’t a trans person. Maybe it was one of the folks who was rendered homeless after Chapelle used his money to shut down an affordable housing project in his county. 

Cool, cool. This is fine. Great to keep it on-brand with little uncalled-for transphobia after an upsetting incident. Stay classy, asshole.

Daily Beast says immediately after the attack, Chappelle made a joke of his own, reportedly saying the assailant was a “trans man”

This whole enterprise is absolutely ghoulish. Maybe Heard is history’s greatest monster like all the headlines say, but with every obnoxious “Johnny Depp owning Amber Heard’s lawyers” video that goes viral, we’re giving powerful abusers a road map to destroying their victim’s reputations.

we knew it was going to happen and it still hurt. i have an extra soft spot for michael mando because of orphan black. i think it was the better way to go rather than dying from cancer from doing a sensory deprivation session in black oil.

Someone comes to pick up Huell at the safehouse. Huell stands up, stretches. “About damn time. Felt like I been waiting here for ten damn years.”