Yeah exactly. It’s not funny but there ARE worse ways to put such a thought. She’s definitely no Schumer. She has the brains and talent.

It kind of implies the women should’ve been grateful for the opportunity, though. Since the opportunity is basically why she said she’d drink it. I hate it. It’s not better to me than those awful other two alternative bad takes.

Which is a huge bummer because I would’ve loved her if not for that comment. I was…

Yeap. She’s talented and funny but that put me right off her. And she’s way hyped right now but I hardly ever see this brought up. What she said about wanting a date rape drink from Cosby put me so far off.

Right. “Globalist” is a dog whistle for Jew like “elitist” or “cosmopolitan” or “intellectual elitist” etc. Basically just triple parentheses.

A torso, however, would be the most likely part of a shark to eat if they did choose to scavenge a dead human. It’s really incredibly unlikely any shark would pick carrying off a lean leg vs a comparatively fattier human dead torso. The midsection is almost always where sharks eat first if they have the choice on…

Of course! Story of my life so I’m always happy to share what I’ve learned thanks to working with them. They’ve always been my favorites.

Haha that’s hilarious! I’m on mobile and keep catching weird sentences where my phone fucked up but I TOTALLY MISSED THAT ONE! And it’s the best one. “The PROPELLOR THOUGHT WENT THROUGH MY HEAD TOO”* is still unfortunately worded hahaha.

Depends on the shark. Some are more scavenging and will eat carrion leftover by the more aggressive ones. But some will have no interest since it won’t have the fresh blood and fat. Dead people definitely seem to interest them less than many other animals in the sea who really like the opportunity to feed. When…

Yeah a boat propellor went through my head too. It would be super unbelievable that it took a head and limbs clean off and left a clean torso but a propellor ripping a person up is for sure a possibility they’ll look into. I hope they can ID the torso. If it’s Kim we need that to solve her case and if it’s not…

It is true regarding Great Whites which is what I’m talking about here. We aren’t fatty enough tasting and they don’t like eating us. Other sharks don’t have this problem though. Tigers, for example, will eat anything.

I work with sharks :) I know not to generalize the ENTIRETY of sharks. But yes generally we are…

Oh, totally. If orcas wanted to kill us often they could for sure. They are very intelligent killers!

Oh, totally. If orcas wanted to kill us often they could for sure. They are very intelligent killers!

Exactly. And first off no worries. One of my closest besties has an intense ocean phobia. She’s super afraid of it and of course all the animals I like there ha. But it’s a phobia. You can’t control that. And though I love sharks and I’m super calm around them (and have legit shark friends who display recognition…

Yeah and all of those things love to play with their food (again, sorry poor woman but I don’t think you were actually orca food. You were murdered by your own kind, sadly). Orcas especially would be even more obvious than a shark and sadly those orcas would’ve played with the body to the point where it was a giant…

Aw thank you! Happy to help. No point in devoting myself to these wonderful, ancient creatures if I didn’t share my knowledge with anyone who will listen ha.

(I mean, Great Whites CAN be there but it’s usually because they’re passing through onto a bit warmer waters. They are also less prone to attack while preserving energy in colder waters since they’re on their way elsewhere and while they can function in them they’re more comfortable in less cold places. A GW would…

Yeah I’ve seen torso bites, leg bites, and arm bites as the most common. Apex predators aren’t just going to take off the arms and legs and leave a meaty torso (ugh, sorry human woman! I hate reducing you to that even though it’s not meant that way). And if they did for some reason all the sharks and fish under that…

As a shark diver/tagger/conservationist, I would be amazed if this was the result of being snacked on. Many sharks have very, almost-surgically-precise bites. But to just...leave a torso is not very shark-like. And almost always after a shark gets something big smaller predators enjoy the remains. So it’s more…

And he was very intentional in absolutely not comparing to rape. He chose his words with determination.

Yeah I read this interview earlier and remain very impressed with my former crush. When things had to move to trial he wanted any money he won to be given to women’s shelters and anti-abuse resources. He ID’d as feminist before that word had any cache for music artists and followed through very much. He was super…