DIM SUM IS CHINESE NOT THAI

Harvey Terkel’s Thai servant who “practically threw” Samantha out of bed and pretended that Samantha hit her so that she could be the only woman in Harvey’s life

Ha, if you think Chris Noth is small, the only thing Mikhail Baryshnikov can “f-ing get” is a pocket person.

Please never stop explaining things to us, Joanna.

Najinsky, Carrie? Rly? #smh

I had a weird aversion to Aiden. He was a sweetie and Carrie didn’t deserve him but he was kinda a bore.

I wish every comments section started off with you all like this. PS-you’re right.

How dare you?! I hope you’re not serious and just trying to get a rise out of us because Steve was an overgrown baby with the whiniest voice ever (also a pretty punchable face.) Smith Jerrod was the hottest, inside and out. He truly loved Samantha, despite all the shit he had to take from her. Remember when he stayed…

My name is Good Tastes in Non-Baby Men, so no, we certainly have never met before.

UGHHHHHH!!!! Skipper was SO GROSS. He was the epitome of the grimy try-hardness of the first two seasons. Every time I look at him I feel like I get blisters. He’s just so pointy and unpleasant.

This is the worst take of the week.

“Sex and the City Week?” ALL week? Oh please nooooo!

Grimes is every woman who ever fell for a controlling asshole like Elon Musk and loses herself in the process. It’s amazing how controlling men pull this shit off. Otherwise strong, grounded women suddenly become pliable matter to conform to whatever fucked up fantasy these men have. In this space monster’s case, I…

He’s weirdo not even in the sense of personality towards a private interaction.

Damn. I didn’t realize over-moisturizing was a thing and now I’m doing some Googling and am like

I was genuinely surprised by Lana Del Rey. I really don’t like her but this ensemble is gorgeous.

Sorry SJP Lana Del Rey still has my vote for best. It was on theme without being too try hard. Loose the head piece and maybe carry it instead. LOVE the Virgin Mary on the sleeves.

What exactly did she do? Maybe it’s the smallness of the pics, but all I see is a pope’s hat and sort of a robe over a dress. As a lapsed Catholic, I confess myself to be....disappointed. You had the Roman Catholic Church to tweak, Riri. An institution that ran the world for centuries. And you’re RIHANNA. This…

I am eagerly waiting for Baroque art influence on these clothing choices. I want to see exaggerated emotion, dramatic colours, and sumptuous fabrics.

If no one pays homage to St. Agatha and either has bloody boobs or carries around a boob purse I will be pissed. If people wear florals I will be pissed.