If you can't make a fresh new Ray Rice joke here please keep your mouth shut like his wife should have.

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He told you he was comfortable with violence but you people were too fucking lazy to expand to know that

I think you meant to say "Four Case Western Students Die in Plane Crash" Deadspin can be full of dozens of non-sports articles all the time now but you're going to take the sports-only spin on a headline when four young men die tragically? Really?

This is the dumbest thing anyone has ever said. Do you not have eyes with which to see?

I will never understand people that complain about it "not being funny anymore" 1. Sometimes it's fucking hilarious 2. What is the exact complaint? It was a fucking amazing show and then yeah, no shit, it's impossible to come up with fresh ideas 550 times? NO SHIT. You try doing it. When you see them all in a row…

Nothing confirms a true Raiders fan like someone misspelling the word Raiders

I'd pay 5 of her husband's crack rocks to be able to sing like that

So........was there an answer to the anus question? I have the same question, that's where my stink comes from, the only way I can get it clean after pooping is various moist means and even then I'm not confident

So is this the fault of colonialism?

Hi. Might I direct you to the "S" section of the OED. Look for the word "sarcasm," then read the definition.

Was there one about women being condescending bitches? Really? You were deeply stunned to find out that there are men that don't know whether or not a tampon is sexually satisfying? A tampon applicator is a rigid plastic object in the exact same shape (albeit smaller than most but not all) sex toys intended for…

Nobody does weird everything like you do weird everything

I had no idea about what had happened in Ferguson or the 1960s until I watched this video.

This article is completely sexist and offensive to the attitude Mo'ne takes about herself. She only ever demands to be treated like males and if a male pitcher was good for a couple games but then gave up a shit ton of runs leading to his team's loss we wouldn't say he's "still king of our hearts" we'd be like "well…

This thing is better than sex. To be honest I'm very fortunate to be able to afford nice things but of all the things I own the Breville tea maker is the one expensive thing I own that every time I use it I can actually tell it's a luxury item due to it's unbelievable construction quality and functionality

Is this a joke? If someone gets shot by the cops its government malpractice?

It's a rare day that I get to say "oh my god.....no shit" This is not an interesting perspective worthy of news. You only see him as perfect casting because he's already played multiple villains including as just a voice. It would be "perfect casting" if he somehow embodied a tiger or was orange or something. You…

Sometimes things about them are funny and sometimes they're not. A friend of mine's wife lost her baby and she herself almost died due to undiscovered mold. So while Kourtney happens to have the money to deal with this more easily than another family if the accusation is true it's really not a great situation. All…

But when do you review how efficiently you're showering?