celerystalkers
CeleryStalkers
celerystalkers

Stanford QB got absolutely penetrated on that final fumble. That is definition of utter failure by every single other person on his team to do their job. He should be allowed to take a hammer to each of his offensive lineman's heads to see how they like it

Anything can be a concept. I just conceived of a house on Jupiter. Write an article about that.

No.

Imagine what he would think of the Deadspin comment section a couple weeks ago

It took you 5 days to cobble together the same jokes everyone's been making all week? Is this an article you're not getting paid for at least?

No you're just a racist

She's not even an attractive Asian. I don't really understand the appeal.

Found one: Doesn't run Android

So I'm sure Darren Wilson would totally be fine if your colleague over at Gawker published his whereabouts like he wants

Ok so looking at the comments we have.....25 or so votes for no and.......*looks into the future at sales figures* millions of votes for yes

She's realizing how much better Kate Upton's nude body is than hers

She says it like the fruit. She's not black.

Is there any way to get it to display a map closer in than the full United States?

If I wanted to comment on the NYT article I would comment on the NYT article. I don't. I wanted to comment on this article which is why I commented here.

....wait......you don't actually know how the headline of your article got changed? Uh....can we look into this further?

Again, can't believe I'm having to respond to each person with this. This article SPECIFICALLY SAYS "is also kind of cool:" regarding the feature. If it had just noted the feature I would have NO ISSUE at all. Both Android and iPhone copy from each othe all the time. I'm specifically mocking the fact that Adam

Do a "ctrl + f" for the word "cool" on this article

That's not the issue. It's the expression in the article of the excitement over it like it's something new and "cool" Given that it's been a feature in a phablet for a year for the iphone 6 phablet version to NOT include it would mean the tech would be a year behind the times

Yeah I'm trying to figure out how anyone could think that a one handed mode that turns on with one swipe and then is the exact same as the full phone functionality but smaller so you can use it all like a smaller phone is a "mess" Of every contrived phone fight discussion I've ever heard that's the stupidest thing

What in the fuck are you talking about