celerystalkers
CeleryStalkers
celerystalkers

Stanford QB got absolutely penetrated on that final fumble. That is definition of utter failure by every single other person on his team to do their job. He should be allowed to take a hammer to each of his offensive lineman's heads to see how they like it

No.

Imagine what he would think of the Deadspin comment section a couple weeks ago

It took you 5 days to cobble together the same jokes everyone's been making all week? Is this an article you're not getting paid for at least?

No you're just a racist

She's not even an attractive Asian. I don't really understand the appeal.

So I'm sure Darren Wilson would totally be fine if your colleague over at Gawker published his whereabouts like he wants

She's realizing how much better Kate Upton's nude body is than hers

She says it like the fruit. She's not black.

Is there any way to get it to display a map closer in than the full United States?

....wait......you don't actually know how the headline of your article got changed? Uh....can we look into this further?

Erin Andrews is used goods

How the fuck were they still playing when the lighting was that close? How is that remotely safe?

I'm going to be interested to see what sort of outfits they put Sadie Robertson in as she's not 18 and considering who her family is

Ray Rice.

Uh, socks with sandals guy that DGAF is living life equally as well

Are you sure Steven Adams isn't a Jew?

Well they weren't both trannies so I guess this love story doesn't belong on Jezebel

So basically garbage no one cares about? Does Michael Sam need more media coverage? Seriously? And it's going to be on ESPNW? Why? That's like how Jezebel constantly covers LGBTQ issues instead of giving them their own main page. Why? Do LGBT individuals just belong with women more than anywhere else? Is that how