If you find me the person that sees this video and then decides it means they should go up and kiss any random dog I will give you every single asset I own.

Hey guys! I also have a comment about a hypothetical situation different from the one occurring in the video! Dogs don't like it if you cut off their tails. So please don't do it even if you think your dog would look more adorable without one! Thanks guys!

That's a carafe made from pure diamonds

There's already a Viagra for women. It's called money

I'm a realist. There are racists in the world. And don't call me a racist as if when you when you drive through certain neighborhoods you check your door locks and when you walk through certain neighborhoods you become more aware of your surroundings than other neighborhoods. You know you do it because you're a…

Is there a reason that every Gawker Media site is devoted to coverage of this Mike Brown situation? Like really? This is on Deadspin Regressing? Really?

That's entirely untrue, his own friend and today's new witness have confirmed that. The content and reasons for the fight are debated and my point is it doesn't matter. What would you do if you just got in a physical altercation with a police officer even if it was totally the cops being dicks? Would you seriously…

As I just replied to someone else he was shot before his hands were in the air, you don't actually know the facts of this situation

Why does everyone keep talking about him being unarmed? Am I missing the part where the police knew this prior to the shooting?

What is the platform side of this located at the salons? I fear you're going to show up at half these places and they're going to have no idea what you're talking about. Unless they're literally converting their entire booking systems a la OpenTable to Allure's platform this could be a mess

This is the first time I was aware that Brown had fought with cops. I thought this was just a totally random shooting of a guy like the cop just walked up to a guy and shot him. So the situation here is a guy fights with cops and then runs and we're confused about why he was shot? Really? What am I missing here?

I have never seen a look of more utter disappointment then when my mom saw my dorm room right before graduation senior year. Her mind trying to balance the fact that she had raised a son successful enough to graduate from college but produce such utter filth made her mom brain collapse in on itself like a dying star.

Good thing they have AAA

Eh, Dog's history of doing things to help women and punish men who hurt them is pretty awesome, which is why he was given a TV show. I don't have a problem with him using the stage/audience he's given to make a show out of bringing this piece of shit to justice to hopefully make any other such potential offenders…

You know what's worse than getting your self-acceptance from men? Getting life lessons from bubblegum pop songs

Meanwhile in South Korea...

Led by Charlie Sheen?

But what about their pure technique?

Okie dokie