How about ability to speak English?

The picture above (the guy with the chicken legs wrapped up in bandages and the bony shoulders) is NBA superstar pro athlete Carmelo Anthony. The below is Steve Urkel. What is going on in the world?

Teavana was acquired by Starbucks for $620 million and, as you see just from this article and discussion it's one of only many retailers for this flavored tea product you're claiming is non-real terrible whatever. So the issue is you can be as much of a condescending dick as you want about it but the rest of society…

See? See how you phrased that? It's fine to have preferences and say "I don't like flavored teas I prefer unflavored teas and each may have their own preferences" but you again just claimed that flavored teas are not "real tea"

People like you are the worst types of people. You seek to maintain faux authenticity over all else. "No thank you, I don't want that thing that tastes fucking amazing, it's not how the Chinese drank it in 5,000 B.C." Your life has no value.

Here he is with fugly wellies

Composite sketch of these items you dislike:

http://www.clickhole.com/article/faith-…

And then Tony Stewart ran him over and killed him