Rick Wakeman is gonna record a 45 minute opus on pipe organ about Axe Woves.

So what you are saying is that Yoda was drinking IPAs on Dagobah when Luke paid him a visit in ESB?

THE REPO CODE!

Rep. Jordan should look in his own backyard when it comes to dangerous places to live.

AllTrails is great for beginners and those looking to get a general lay of the land when planning a hike. I prefer Avenza as my map app of choice, as I’ve found it to be incredibly accurate and reliable when I am out in the woods.

How soon until Rep. Mace faces a primary challenge from a futher right candidate?

There’s a reason why Audis and Alfa Romeos depreciate so rapidly and it ain’t good.

They’re too busy spending their disability checks on fentanyl to purchase beer.

Is this vehicle a Crosstrek or an Aztek??

I coach triathletes and we all joke that they either drive Subarus or Jeep Wranglers (that never leave the pavement, of course).

You’d hafta wait in line behind all of the lifted Jeep Wranglers at that drive-thru.

Since the freight railroads own most of the track used by Amtrak outside of the Northeast Corridor, are these monstrous freight trains and their derailments behind the declining on-time percentage of cross-country Amtrak trains?

Fallout 4 has the best soundtrack of any popular video game.

I’ve never really attempted to repair anything other than cosmetic items on my vehicles, but I’ve always been insanely jealous of those who were talented wrenchers. This subreddit lets me dream that I am a mechanic seeing these messes roll into my imaginary shop.

Maybe Rivians need some CTL-ALT-DEL keys.

I understand that may have been a problem when the majority of Christmas lights used hot, energy-guzzling incandescent bulbs. Now that most of the lights are LED, I wonder if the fire risk is lower.

I’m not much of a superhero fan, but my son asked me to join him for a screening of one of the Avengers films. When we returned home, his mom asked how we enjoyed the movie. Our son replied, “it was three hours of people throwing each other into walls.”

I’ve said that for a while. Working with celluloid film is time-consuming and much more expensive that digital film. Studios had a financial incentive to keep films shorter. Now that incentive doesn’t exist.

This list would be more useful if it included the model years of the affected vehicles.

I was expecting the NHTSA to design a crash test dummy that mimics a more typical American motorist: 300 lbs while holding a Big Gulp in one hand and a cell phone in the other behind the wheel.