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For the love of god, please do not cover your walls and ceiling in popcorn/textured paint. I bought an 1890s Queen Anne and we called it the “Beeltlejuice House” because the previous owners attempted to design it like a 1980s drug dealer’s mansion. Some popcorn paint was removed by misting with water and scraping. In

I feel like I am the only person who uses their garage to store an actual car rather than boxes of crap.

Jeep Wrangler. 95% of them never leave pavement.

I work for a local government and this is the complaint I am hearing from EV drivers. Plenty of Tesla charging stations but very few for their Bolts and Leafs (Leaves?).

No mention of General Motors’ Electro-Motive Diesel division that manufactures locomotives.

A bridge would cost $25 million and be completed by 2032. It would be closed due to road salt damage in 2035 and should reopen by 2038. 

The caps lock key comes in handy if I want my Boomer grandparents to understand me on social media.

Please do not plant running bamboo or privet (genus Ligustrum). They are extremely invasive plants in North America and are not beneficial to native flora or fauna. I work for our local parks department and I do not enjoy removing bamboo or privet from the forests where it has invaded and formed dense monocultures.

Now that the millennial hipsters have discovered vinyl LPs, used CDs are ridiculously inexpensive and often come packed with bonus tracks and additional liner notes. We live in a golden age of cheap CDs.

Who let Grandpa get a Kinja account?

US 30 through WVA and PA is a pretty drive. I take that route when I get tired of all of the trucks on the PA Turnpike and I-70.

This isn’t the Councilmember’s first motor vehicle related run-in with the law. It appears that she failed to register her car and when the local cop said that her vehicle would need to be impounded, she pulled out her “do you know who I am” card: https://hudsoncountyview.com/jersey-city-councilwoman-degise-had-car-tow

I’m a dog person who frequents the local off-leash dog park and Sniffspot looks like a terrible idea.

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Warner’s greatest role was playing Evil in Terry Gilliam’s Time Bandits.

Came here for this. I kept telling my soon-to-be ex that we should work out as much as possible before going to the lawyers because they were looking for every excuse to keep billing us.

I drove a 1994 4-cylinder Camry sedan for decades. The car was insanely reliable and rode beautifully. I’d still be driving the same Camry if some bonehead didn’t run a stop sign and plow into the Camry in 2008.

I figure my Honda will be the last car I’ll ever own before the apocalypse so I’m taking your advice.

I purchased a CPO 2015 Honda CRV in 2018 and was recently offered what I paid for the car 4 years ago by the dealer.

35 years ago when my great aunt bought me a car. The only catch was that I had to drive her and my grandmother (her sister) around. Our routine usually meant visiting siblings in the nursing home, the mall, Woolworth’s (I’m old) and the cemetery. My grandmother and aunt often requested that I bring my dog with us. The

Milo Goes to Prison.