What I have learned in my old age is never to get involved in a land war in Asia and never purchase a high-mileage German car out of warranty.

I hope I don’t have to share my Amtrak train with these cretins on the no-fly list. 

I only fly once every few years so the thrill hasn’t worn off yet for me. 

I’d rather the residents of Ottawa just provide homemade baked goods to the truckers and lace them with lots of laxatives. Then, lock up all of the public restrooms.

Reminds me how US police treat unarmed BLM protesters vs. how they treat white gun nuts armed with AR-15s.

Don Cherry hasn’t been elected Prime Minister...yet.

A coworker purchased a Santa Cruz several months ago but I have yet to see a Maverick on the road. Looking forward to it.

TBH I found that episode a bit too saccharine for my jaded tastes but maybe I was in a bad mood that day and I should give it another viewing.

Watching series like Ozark and The Handmaid’s Tale where there is a hammer of impending doom hanging over every minute of the program, Ted Lasso was a bright ray of sunshine, peppered with plenty of personal dark moments and character depth that I was unprepared for. Season 1 is superior to season 2 of Ted Lasso, but…

I ordered a test from Walgreens on Jan. 25 and it still hasn’t arrived yet.

I ordered a test from Walgreens on Jan. 25 and it still hasn’t arrived yet.

Rich people have been attaching their own “private varnish” cars to Amtrak trains for decades but this is a new level of wealth flaunting.

You forgot “driver has to poop.”

New Jersey driver here. It’s well-documented that New Yorkers are notorious left-lane campers. You’re invited to spend a day cruising the Garden State Parkway and counting all of the NY plates holding the speed limit in the left lane. Based on my experience, the Palisades Parkway is no different.

Like homes and new & used cars, new & used vinyl records are currently experiencing a bubble. I have 500+ records for sale in my Discogs store and 75% of them sell for $2.99 or less (88 cents for hundreds of 60s & 70s soul/R&B 45s). I probably sell only 1 records per month. Not an easy way to unload my records and…

In the 1970s my grandmother would ask her grandkids to dig a hole in her garden and throw vegetable scraps and coffee grounds in it to improve soil quality. I guess grandma was ahead of her time.

Certain trim levels of Civics offer the ability to warp the space-time continuum.

TL;DW 2 hours & 18 minutes? Did Peter Jackson edit this?

This a great list very helpful thanks!

This a great list very helpful thanks!

I wish cops wrote more tickets for people cruising along in the passing lane on the highway.

I’m returning the President’s Council on Physical Fitness certificate that I received from President Jimmy Carter in protest.