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I think I saw a similar scene during season 5 of Breaking Bad.

In 1990 my Great Aunt gave me her deceased husband’s 1974 Toyota Corona Mark II station wagon. It lasted 3 months before the engine blew up on the Garden State Parkway. My aunt felt bad for me so she bought me a new 1990 Corolla station wagon and the dead Corona was stashed in her garage. In 1999 the Corolla needed

I listed a well-maintained 1995 Corolla with 250k miles on Facebook Marketplace for $800. Seller showed up and handed me $800 cash. I gave him the title and he drove off. My teenage son said “dad those bills are counterfeit.” A visit to my local bank proved him right. Buyer scrubbed his social media account minutes

Tiny Cape Cods on my block that were built for returning WWII veterans are selling for $400k and up (and those often need plenty of work). I don’t know where people get the money to purchase such a house, let alone the 60s split levels that are listed for $700k.

When I first explored the Internet sometime around 1990 or so (my college classmate was a CompSci major and asked if I want an e-mail address and a campus computer account even though I had no one to e-mail at the time), I soon learned to access Usenet on one of the NeXT workstations in the computer building. I

I usually introduce myself to the waiter along the pool, hand him at least $20 and tell him to keep delivering pina coladas until I tell him to stop (or I pass out, whichever comes first).

The once-mighty PRR was looking pretty shabby in 1963 as passengers and commerce moving to roads and the sky at a rapid clip. The railroad’s disastrous merger with the NY Central was 5 years way.

Jalopnik should revisit this slideshow in 5 years to see what car - the Arteon or the Accord - has been to the mechanic the fewest number of times.

My Facebook Marketplace page is filled with listings for phony vehicle titles and temporary tags. They are so numerous I could spend all day reporting them to Facebook (which I am almost sure does nothing to stop the listings).

The most terrifying things found in the rainforests are the humans cutting & burning them down. The end.

I’m 6'2" and I have no desire to do any rock crawling with my Honda CR-V but it is perfectly capable on sand or dirt roads in state parks, fits all of my camping gear, kayaks and bikes and has gone 150k mi. w/o any problems. It’s also very easy to parallel park. 

not only were the mounts shot, but they were so bad that the engine was basically connected via Bluetooth.

Sneak away whenever you can (and involve others)“ is a great way to deal with family members around the holidays or anytime you get together. My family rents a beachfront home every summer. When my brother starts his right-wing rants loud enough so everyone can hear, or my SIL starts blathering on about her kids and

I generally dislike horror films but Rare Exports was dark and unique and eventually, fun. It was the first and only Finnish-language film I’ve ever seen.

I think you need to be a Fortune 500 corporation to be eligible for free government money. As your attorney or K St. lobbying firm.

NOW you’re telling me!

Then everyone can play their favorite game on Nextdoor: “gunshots or fireworks?”

Thank you Internet for teaching me that today.

Seriously THIS. My Chase credit card reimburses me for the cost of Pre-Check.

Scrapple has a similar effect to C-4 on your bowels.