So you’re not having sex either?

I’m gonna go blind from all of the masturbation!

I haven’t seen my GF since her father’s funeral in February. It sucks for the both of us and we’re going crazier than usual. We live 3 hrs apart and I during non-pandemic times I usually spend several days at her place working around her house and having sex.

I learned how to service small engines via YouTube, so it’s not completely useless.

Walked 10 miles this morning around a state park. Encountered plenty of hikers. About half of them masked up but everyone was sure to maintain 6' distance apart from me. Well done, fellow humans!

Is the audio quality over Wi-Fi superior to Bluetooth?

Is the audio quality over Wi-Fi superior to Bluetooth?

Before I leave for my local supermarket (early afternoons seem to be less crowded than early mornings) I assemble shopping lists on the store’s app for myself, my elderly parents and my son and my ex. Gloves aren’t effective so I don a mask (mandatory in NJ) and wipe down my shopping cart handle with disinfecting…

On a related note, my bird feeders have been filled and get visited all day by a variety of avian friends (and the occasional squirrel). Watching them has been far more interesting that whatever’s playing on TV.

Yes, I read that too on United’s web site, but apparently I was able to change my April flight w/o penalty. Worth a try I guess.

You were probably the kid in class who reminded the teacher on Fridays that she forgot to assign homework for the weekend.

Karen from Facebook has been my #1 source for COVID-19 information. She claims that the virus was engineered in the basement of a Washington D.C. pizza parlor by Hilary Clinton, CNN and the Bilderbergs and can only be cured with essential oils that the Deep State is hiding from the public.

United and many other airlines (as well as Amtrak) are waiving change fees right now. I booked a flight from EWR-PHX for April back in fall 2019 using my United miles. I rebooked the same flights yesterday and I was refunded 13,000 miles. If you have any upcoming flights, see if you can rebook them and save some money…

Last year I visited my local Honda dealer. My salesman received a 2005 Element with 300k miles on it on a trade-in. He sold it in 3 days at a nice markup.

FWIW, Honda and Element owners quickly learned that the interior of the vehicle wasn’t suited to being cleaned with a hose or leaf blower. Other than that (and the crummy gas mileage), the Element was a fun vehicle. I miss my ‘08.

I think Calf will be the name of the TV series.

I keep an airtight can of bacon grease next to my stove. I coat my frying pan with that stuff rather than use butter. 

Cornbread made with bacon grease is a heavenly manifestation of deliciousness.

Wash cast iron pans with soap and water and thoroughly dry them with a towel.

For the love of god, I wish more drivers would obey the law of “keep right except to pass.” The left lane isn’t for cruising along while enjoying an audiobook.

This CPAC thing sounds like an offline version of Facebook.