I would fit Harrison’s “Sour Milk Sea” into there somehow.

Move it into an interest-bearing account until the bank finds out that it’s missing. Return the capital and keep the interest for yourself! 

My first job out of college was as an intern for a state legislator. I was instructed to meet at his house in the morning at 7:30 for our ride to the statehouse. One time I arrived 4 minutes late and he left without me. I’ve been punctual ever since.

My kids love attending the Blue Claws games and they’re not even baseball fans.

Swim coach here. Believe me, some teenage boys on our team try and get away wearing the tiniest Speedos and no one complains. I grew up during the era of jammer swimsuits that covered thighs (thankfully).

I agree with punishing Equifax but I can really use the $125.

In every job I’ve ever held, my colleagues have remarked that I demonstrate excitement for the tasks at hand. Little did we all know is that the excitement was just a mask for my anxiety!

Not worth a million free drinks.

We’re all gonna receive checks for $0.04 when this wraps up.

“King Shit of Fuck Mountain” is my favorite pre-2000 Guided by Voices song.

Final production model will have it looking like a Santa Fe.

My mechanics have launched an auto repair call-in show, while not as funny as Car Talk, still provides entertainment. They are twin brothers, so their on-air name is the “Twin Cams.” https://www.app.com/story/news/local/people/2016/09/01/twin-cams-car-talk-radio/89667102/

I was a late bloomer so I don’t think I produced the stuff until I was 15 or 16. That being said, I’ve seen some 12 year olds who could probably purchase beer w/o getting carded.

This will be the final production version:

The Transit Connect definitely has potential if it could get AWD. Our office uses one as a delivery van and it’s a very sweet vehicle.

I am a certified US Masters Swim Coach. We have hundreds of clubs across the US that welcome swimmers of all abilities. You certainly don’t have to be competitive or experienced to join us! My specific club has a “Swimming 101" class every Saturday morning for beginners who still need to get comfortable in the water…

In probably the most 2019 economic exchange ever, I worked for Lyft earlier this year and I often drove Amazon warehouse employees to and from their workplace. Everyone I spoke with said they enjoyed working for Amazon, although I suspected that their response to my questioning was more akin to “it’s better than being…

If you want to remove coffee stains and oils from your percolator, Fill the basket with Dip-It and run the percolator as per the product’s instructions. The interior of the percolator will emerge in like-new condition.

I wouldn’t call scooping a handfull of wet coffee grinds into the trash can and rinsing the filters every morning “easy” but damn, my French press makes delicious coffee.

Does this apply to the myriad assortment of cheap lightning cables hawked on The Inventory?