I HATE BEARDS AND STUPID TASHES CANT WAIT TILL THIS PASSES, HIPSTER BULLSHIT

Dude. You just described Deadspin.

A lot of WA is that way too.

Hey beardo, whatcha compensating for? Bald? Fat? Short? No chin? Just be(ard) yourself sonny.

I live in Denver and it seems like everyone here has a beard. Most of them are super pretentious hipsters with shitty better-then-you attitudes.