He’s only going to fight the most canniest of cans. He’s in no danger.

I can’t help but suspect you didn’t actually watch the video I posted...its undeniable Segal is the action star running champ.

Neither compare to the Epic running firm of Steven Segal:

I have family that teach there and my impression is that the corporate style leadership there is a big shall in the face. Dude had no higher education experience. Faculty do not like him to say the least. It’s a good school, and I hope it makes changes in the leadership.

Broken clocks dude.

It’s more likely that his sex at home is basic, quick, and super vanilla.

Like half the country.

Lol that’s from the last botched punt

This was sickening to watch. That poor kid is gonna have to carry this for a lifetime.

Chappelle show

PREACH! This is from the same media company that put out a hit piece on DARK CHOCOLATE. I mean, what the fuck gawker hipster millennials, GTFO with your childlike palates. Write another think piece on how no one uses lol anymore, leave candy corns alone.

That kind of thinking will soon be completely irrelevant as media continues to evolve into simply being content generation regardless of platform. You’re just wrong, if not now, then soon.

First human alive to utter that last sentence.

I feel you.

This fills me with so much sadness. I met my SO at burning man 06. We had an incredible time. I set up a big tent, brought bio diesel generators and two industrial catering sized frozen margarita machines and a truck full of booze. We set up our camp like a dessert oasis and gave away over 2000 frozen margaritas and…

It’s not the initial blow that got him, it’s the blow to the back of the head to the ground that was the damaging hit.

Come on, there is no doubt it was a cheap shot and that Kreifels wasn’t hurt, he just realized he got a 15 yard penalty. And I loathe Oregon.

When I first saw this I was like, so what? It’s hard to even see, and Rivers is a notorious redass anyways, who gives a fuck. Then it was mentioned he hit a woman and I realized that every fuck up he ever makes will be featured on deadspin and that his prior dv will be mentioned along side. I’m mostly okay with that.

Holy shit, you must have gone to law school.

Autocorrect is a hell of a drug.