It’s because that’s what the original joke was. No points for spelling it all out.

Don’t forget Deon Sanders.

Yeah but that article, I mean holy shit that was enormously long for such little impact. Good lord, long form journalism does not require simply listing every instance of the subject! God, I was sweeping forever just to see what the conclusion was. Also to add that my wife is a super hard core high function/achiever…

Then again he would be universally reviled, and also, probably banned from the league for gambling.

I have to say, one thing I’d mention is that if MJ had to play by today’s rules, he’d be a better perimeter shooter. The guy was a psychotic and if he had to adjust his game to dominate he would. He is the stone coldest of competitive athletes. He makes Kobe look like a carefree goofball. I think Jordan would be a…

Before it was explained to me that the timeline was back in the day, when I saw the death star I was like holy shit, they really are just going to recycle the first three over and over again. Blech. Even now, I feel weird about the interruption of the new storyline. I want more emo Vader. I don’t want to wait a while…

Note you are reminding me that after GTA VC the best soundtrack of any video game was AC Black Flag. My favorite shanty was Lowlands Away.

I am imagining a legion of dumbfounded, stunned, bemused and baffled bros unable to type a response as they read this. Excellent.

Literally the dumbest movie I have ever seen.

You suck. You can tell by the way you said social justice warrior. People who use that as an epithet suck. More people need to point that out.

No. The main benefit will be commuters. Oh god... If you’ve ever had to commute for an hour each way, driverless is a beautiful dream... Imagine getting to take that two hour tax on your life and instead make it work tube in which you answer email, get that whole correspondence and desk work time in and then your…

A more likely scenario, is that Google will use its infinitely superior systems and design processes to totally transform the way autos are produced and car companies, v especially American ones, will not realize what’s happening until it’s way took late in the ballgame. They will bet on things like cultural…

You think it would be better if they could process it? It’s probably better that they are younger.

Is the player particularly dickish about it? Is the hype obnoxious? It just has a little bit of meanness feeling to it.

I follow football intermittently recently... This article feels like a joke, but I’m not getting it. Could someone talk me through where the snark is and why it is going this way? Is he dogging this player, this club, MLS, or what?

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Oh it’s RoMberts. Sorry :)

I’m like 99% sure there is a fairly well known gawker commenter named RomRoberts. No big deal, just seemed a weird coincidence.

Wait... THE Rom Roberts?

This is such a young dude answer, but maybe not for why you think. You can, right now, go to any home store, cheap big box or boutique and pretentious, and buy giant, fluffy, high quality fresh towels that match your favorite color, toilet cozy, or hand towel. It will be amazing and luscious and cost like not that…