No, you’re not the only person, you nincompoop!

What an excellent article. And what a shithole company!

This is much closer to how we speak English now than the English of certain parts of Octopath Traveler. Most of the deviations involve randomly capitalized words and some purple prose.

In how many of those sci-fi scenarios are wheelchairs relevant, though?

I’m sorry, those are the before photos. We all know that anywhere that glossy and white is about thirty minutes away from some sort of catastrophe that’ll leave it littered with dismembered bodies and force you to beat mutants to death with a pipe-wrench to escape.

“White Knight attorneys, incorporated.”

That I don’t know. I think Spivak pronouns sound awkward when spoken and look ugly when written anyway; I much prefer singular ‘they’.

If you’re “really unsure” about what to use where when they’re just given as a simple list like e/em/eir/emself (mapping very obviously to they/them/their/themself) then I’d venture to suggest you should see about getting your university to refund the cost of your degree.

Understanding that does not change one fundamental fact: In most cases, piracy. Is. Theft.

That was some magnificent journalism. This is the sort of thing I come to Kotaku for. <3

Do not play Xenogears, it isn’t finished and the last third of the game is literally handled by filling in the missing scenes by having one of the characters sit in a deckchair and narrate at you.

Come the fuck on.

It’s charming that you think this is somehow more reflective of our “true” nature than the horrifying cruelty and injustice that we ignore on a daily basis.

I think the headline was far more provocative and clickbait-y than her perfectly reasonable letter warranted. *shrug*

They’ve made a terrible mistake by having the system award you XP for giving people endorsements. It means that people are incentivised to always use all three of their endorsements, regardless of whether or not they’re deserved.

I never said constructions shouldn’t change or that they’re “sacrosanct”

Also forbidden by Leviticus:

I mean, you could just read the page I linked to, but:

Sure we can! We do it all the time! By your logic, we shouldn’t ever have stopped marrying girls off before they reached puberty, or given women the right to own property, or any number of other things which are now the cultural default but were once considered wildly transgressive.

Far too many people to reply to insisting that “there are only two genders” or “this is some modern fashion thing”: