I find these puns to be unbearable.

Perhaps Bartolo Colon would lose some weight if he were at Spring Training working out like he should be instead of fucking around in Sochi and terrifying all the people.

Here's some more photos

Swelling of the breasts...Looks like someone is having issues with his testosterone/ male estrogen levels.

I believe it has to happen before the shot. Also, the risk that the refs don't call the net being moved means you still have to make a go at blocking the puck.

It would have been much less risky to throw a turtle shell at him.

Aww, come on!

Here's the item description for the MLB Ugly Sweaters

You can have it because they definitely won't be taking any fruit.

Hefty Lefty tried to carry the ball

Microsoft Painting... I don't have photoshop on this computer.

A lot of the "Go Broncos!" that came up on Facebook could have also been sarcastic.

This bearly has anything to do with sports.

I have uncovered a photo of the Redskins' think tank meeting to discuss their next course of action

Imagine the riots in the streets you would see if baseball would try to ban home plate collisions or if Gooddell would consider eliminating the extra point. Cities would burn!

Actually, upon looking it up, MLB is going to start requiring using the S100 under the newest agreement but the new model of it is a lot smaller than the original. I remember when Brian Roberts was coming back from concussion the helmet he wore made him look like Dark Helmet.

They are experimenting with 100mph helmets in the minors. They are huge and will probably not make it to the pros for a few years when most of the players will have played in them before reaching the pros.

They may be able to circumvent this by claiming that they are performers rather than employees. It's the same way that they are able to kick people off the team based on their physical appearance much like how Hooters is able to hire exclusively women without being tagged for sexual discrimination.

Colorado viewers were forced to watch Brady frozen on the screen for 6 minutes to which they reacted "UGG!"