Actually, upon looking it up, MLB is going to start requiring using the S100 under the newest agreement but the new model of it is a lot smaller than the original. I remember when Brian Roberts was coming back from concussion the helmet he wore made him look like Dark Helmet.

They are experimenting with 100mph helmets in the minors. They are huge and will probably not make it to the pros for a few years when most of the players will have played in them before reaching the pros.

They may be able to circumvent this by claiming that they are performers rather than employees. It's the same way that they are able to kick people off the team based on their physical appearance much like how Hooters is able to hire exclusively women without being tagged for sexual discrimination.

I hope as they kicked you out you screamed "I've been kicked out of better places!"

Perhaps the airline treated each exchange as a brand new transaction or they could only see that he was exchanging a previously exchanged ticket but could not view the entire transaction history so the rep helping him had no idea he had made so many transactions.

You missed the part where he canceled for a full refund.

You can pretend that is what is happening here

Is this building made out of construction paper?

I think the main cause of the issue was that Gmail was down and people were Googling Gmail to find out what was going on. Yes, he got some before Gmail crashed but you are always bound to have a couple idiots.

Colorado viewers were forced to watch Brady frozen on the screen for 6 minutes to which they reacted "UGG!"

I don't attribute Mattingly's high numbers to the large New York readership, I attribute it to our fondness of sideburns.

Edna?

Make the teams play a round of flip cup. Whichever team wins gets the point but the scoring team only has to do a 3 person flip cup instead of 4 to give them the advantage.

I would be mad too if I looked like Mr. Fix It

The Seahawks originally planned on having Kurt Cobain singing the national anthem but for some reason the jerk declined. I guess he thinks he's above singing at sporting events.

They probably got fined for that. The NFL is strict about noisemakers being used by the team after the huddle is broken.

Yes, that is it!

There was a video game that was an adventure type game where you were a nerd in the jungle. When you ran you would windmill your arms and you would throw like a girl at the beginning of the game but as the game went on you would be less nerdy. I can't remember what system it was on to be able to search it (I guess it…

Lions and Tigers, and Bears (Oh myyyyyy)

We really did do despicable things to this.