I can't believe Radio Shack has the ball to sell this.

You won't regret your first honest to God Maryland jumbo lump crab cake with a generous amount of Old Bay.

I might have to give this a try. Lately, I have only been eating my crab cakes broiled, you get more crab taste that way, but that may have been because of too many bad fried crab cakes that came out with too much filler and burnt to a crisp.

+1 Collins

Perhaps you should actually follow his instructions in the comment and then you would get the joke.

Definitely is, I remember seeing this booth yesterday.

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I would probably just put on "The Decline" followed by "From the Cradle to the Grave" and call it quits if I make it through both songs.

Of course she became a recluse. You only get one shot at the bigs and she blew it.

Oh Saturday, you have been so boring. Instead of doing something productive like going to the bar and drinking, I have decided to spend the day giving this whole personal blog thing a try.

Division C sure is taking that D deep.

I really can't disagree with anyone ranting about the need to take Two and a Half Men off the air.

Clearly he grew up playing BaseWars. Damn video games are ruining today's youth.

He was just acknowledging how much of a giant cock he was the entire (by entire I mean until I changed to reruns of The Simpsons) episode.

Mr. (Redacted) has money pies? Someone make sure to cut me a Peso Pie.

Is that why he dumped Madonna?

Here is your Sceter

Break a leg, Mitch.

The anonymous source just misunderstood when he heard Felix was seeking an extension.