@Armen Tamzarian: I don't know how much longer the Nats will be able to afford their new toys that being last place for so long has granted them. It will take a lot fewer wins to fill the stands at Camden Yards than Nationals Ballpark, especially since at Nationals Ballpark you have to endure that awful let's pretend…

@Natzzzzzz: At least you don't have Angelos as an owner. Shit, there are plenty of times where the Nats are on MASN and the O's are on MASN 2, which can be a nuisance if you are somewhere that doesn't have MASN 2. It's not a problem when I'm at home, but some bars don't have MASN 2.

I guess Verizon Wirelress is a new company?

@Natzzzzzz: If things stay on the up they way they were at the end of the season, you might be getting taken over by O's fans next season. Of course, a lot of O's fans are Nats fans too, so it wouldn't be that big of a deal. At least your stadium only gets overrun by Phillies fans and not Yankees and Red Sox fans.

@El-Diablo: Is there a such thing as a "greater" NY area?

@St. Fu: People for the Idiotic Treatment of Animals?

I like the one for KFC when you go through the link.

Finally, the number of remaining outs can be counted by Texans.

That line drive by Young looked a lot like a ground ball to me.

@WashingtonForeskins: At the end of the meal? I eat those things like they are my meal.

@DeezerD: At least a Phillies win will mean at least two more days of being able to torment my Phillies fan of a boss.

@WashingtonForeskins: He has too many teeth.

@sweatingmullets: Use your detective skills. Clearly, someone is singing. It is during the NLCS, and considering the game is being played on the west coast it couldn't have been the national anthem considering how dark it is.

@WashingtonForeskins: I guess Huff out to feel lucky that he just looks like Conan O'Brien.

@Donte Stallworth Driving School: It's salad and breadsticks. It's not like you are expecting filet mignon.

@Walk Off HBP: Good ol' McCormick, makes Hunt Valley one of the best smelling places in Maryland.

@Walk Off HBP: Nah. I normally stick with alfredo, you can't fuck that up too badly.

@Always Winning: This is as close as I have found.

@WashingtonForeskins: The key is to fill up on the salad and breadsticks so you don't have to worry about how subpar the rest of the food is.

@Lothar of the Glenallen Hill People: That clearly wasn't a Yankees/Red Sox game.