Shades of Cher

Britney is, and always has been, trying to tell us that she is really freaking bad at the internet.

I know. Of course, I fully support - I get it - it’s a fight. The world is not inclusive or tolerant, but as someone who is inclusive and tolerant, it’s like - ok, cool. :) I don’t feel the need to broadcast the world of every slight change in my sexual history. It starts to feel this way. I can understand announcing…

Tell me you’re Gen-X without telling me you’re Gen-X...

Your crabbiness is magnificent...

Eh, I am also exhausted by all the comings-out. I’ve always been in the camp of “maybe if we didn’t put so much emphasis on people’s labels, we’d all just be able to relax and stop shouting about which labels apply to us”

I can’t keep up with all the constant coming outs. It’s so elaborate. I’m exhausted. That said, I don’t even know who Gigi Gorgeous is.

Jezebel posts increasingly feel like they’re just long form replies to a group chat full of inside jokes amongst the writers.  It’s dumb and tiresome and I wish I didn’t have to come here to read the comments I enjoy so much :/

The first step has been Now taken. Now we wait.

Or... hear me out... there is nothing to be embarrassed about. It’s wrong to share intimate photos of other people without their consent, but there is nothing wrong with the *existence* of those photos.

Well, shoot. This big long article about nude photos, and not one image or instructional video to illustrate.

Also, never have sex with anyone, even your life partner, fully nude. You don’t want people walking around able to just randomly REMEMBER what you look like in your birthday suit!

Consider NOT a dick pic. Give me a side headshot, head down and looking contemplative, that focuses on the freshly-cut line of hair behind your ear running to your back hairline. That shows your good facial profile (if you’ve got a unusual nose or nice lips and facial hair) and your really good haircut as well as that…

Meet you at the courthouse?

3 words:

If someone sent me a (consensual) dickpick with a little hat on, I would marry them instantly.

Just please no dick pics were you are sitting or standing over a toilet. Also, don’t just randomly send them wait for the right moment like when sexting or she/he asks for it.

Guarantee you there’s more than one artist in one of your playlists that would cause someone else to do head damage to sheet rock. It’s all subjective, and honestly, dismissing an artist’s entire catalog after a 20 minute listening session is giving up too soon. I could do without probably 90% of T-Swift’s songs, but…

Just a suggestion, throw some concealer on those ass pimples. Just sayin.

Because everyone has different tastes in music. Based on her sales and popularity, I am going to assume a lot of people think her music is great. Not sure who benefits from slamming artists people don’t personally think “sounds good”.