Putting this out there to Jesus, Buddha, Spongebob, or whatever deity actually exists and is listening: Please let this old fucker just keel over before 2024. Please and thank you. There’s a soul in it for you if you make it happen!

I’m eagerly awaiting the next Mar a lago wedding story where he just wanders into the reception in his robe and slippers.

I want to think that he’s capable of feeling humiliation and utter shame - and to witness that, of course! - but I’ve yet to see any sort of corroborating evidence.

I think he’s lost it, and his mind can barely handle doing anything other than giving the same speech over and over again. It looks like someone told him to say something about the couple near the end of the video. 

What’s next, the county fair circuit? Cripes, this is pathetic.

I’m eagerly awaiting

unfortunately the robe probably won’t be tied.

I’m eagerly awaiting the next Mar a lago wedding story where he just wanders into the reception in his robe and slippers. 

Can you image wanting to have your wedding at Mar a Lago?

You can imagine the rest!

ha ha so yeah, probably not someone i would be interested in 

He’s a creepy weirdo who’s anti-trans, spends hours talking about what a drug addict he is and has ties to ufc. which should just about tell you what kind of person he is.

I didn’t understand what he meant either as I’m sure he thought he was being witty.

I think he just meant that sex with her is incredibly hot. Mayer tries really, really hard to sound clever, but usually just ends up making an ass of himself.

I never really understood the “sexual napalm” comment. What does that mean? Is it supposed to be a complement to be compared to a chemical that is used for fire-bombing?

If you have to be told to apologize, then you’re not really sorry.

If you really want to make Ryan Adams mad, ask him to play Summer of '69. 

This a relic from the past but it has so much positive energy. The pause and face-off at 2:40 still gets me after 35 years. Two notes: this is BRYAN Adams, not Ryan Adams. Also, sweaty muscle man from The Lost Boys on keyboards at 2:00 for extra 1980s bonus points.

People will joke but my god, hearing your parents having sex at age 10 ...... feels like ptsd adjacent to me