Pete Davidson has gotten court-ordered protection from the woman who broke into his family’s Staten Island home after lying about being his wife.

Does Not Feel Trapped

Jezeus, did somebody really think this was going to help? Wow.

The superhero Captain BlackFriend has been wheeled out to rescue poor Willy from accountability.

Honestly I'm not sure anyone knows what she really looks like. These pictures include lots of filters and tons of make-up. I'm not discussing the plastic surgery part.

This is how I feel when HR sends out warm fuzzies after a bunch of people donate their own sick time for some employee in crisis.

“...their...”

While I agree with this. It is still obscene that a member of the wealthy class that benefits the most from the lack of a welfare system is asking teenagers to donate to a GoFundMe.

Do better.

Wouldn’t be wonderful if we had a system of health care that people wouldn’t have to depend on the kindness of strangers?

Wouldn’t it be marvelous if some of the Kardashian clan were seen to be doing some good and selfless things for their fellow Americans with all those millions (maybe billions). As big time influencers, maybe they could be doing some influencing towards something other than personal self interest.

Shelter Cat Update!

As near as I can say, the sword is also an affectation—swords are gentleman’s weapons, even small swords like this one, and this guy is no gentleman (and look at the patches on his clothes). He’s also pretending to higher status than he has, what with his own hair all poofed up and perhaps a wig. The scissors are more…

Maria Sherman was let go in early March; I assume the Pissing Contests died with her departure.

But are BOTH of them shitty people? Depp certainly seems to behave in a shitty manner when he is high or stoned, some of which he admitted in court. Heard has been accused of shitty behavior mostly by Depp. Other than the one editorial, she has kept her head down and worked on her career.

He’s not very bright is he?

Except, here’s the thing. The court case he lost also found the allegations he was making about her were bullshit.

At this point, his fans are acting exactly like Trump supporters. 

Can we just agree that both of them are probably pretty shitty people? Seriously tired of reddit boys shrieking about how men can be abused. They can, but the way they put it downplays the fact that you should, in fact, believe women. Also Depp fled after watching River Phoenix die in the street after the Viper room…

Can’t he just leave her alone and move on?!? This suits are just further proof of his abusive behavior towards her. He got the Harry Potter part after the abuse came out and would have kept it had he just moved on with his life, Hollywood and his fans did not care and he was still getting parts!