Seriously - WHY would you pardon Joe Exotic? 

I don’t think I’ve ever taken a good long look at Megan TS but holy smokes, she is stunning!

But she wants a fancy kitten.

I mean she wants to pretend to be an attorney, so it’s like summer internship.

What do grifters do when the grift ends? Is Carl skilled enough to pivot to some other profession? He has three kids and expensive tastes. He better get his shit together quick. 

Carl Lentz’s cheat scandal is not *slightly* more interesting because famous people attend his church.  That is sole reason it is of any interest.  Non-famous pastors cheat all the time, and no one outside their congregation is likely to care.

Especially when the Cool Celebs no longer want to hang out with you anymore. 

Getting caught is such a bummer. 

Alternative headline: Kim Kardashian wants to officially and federally prove how completely worthless she is.

I particularly enjoyed this blurb about Lecherous Lentz’s name-dropping habits, which includes a massive sample from a single 2017 appearance on The Ringer podcast.

Oh dear. What a muck-up. This is nothing more than a crisis-PR-recommended tactic to set the foundation for this girl, and maybe her parents, to rise from the ashes a woke and chastised youtube comeback. She doesn’t believe a fucking word she’s saying — not because she’s a bad person, but because as a barely-formed…

I think it’s hilarious that she hasn’t talked to them since they were incarcerated! Basically no one is there to find a number and dial for her, so she can’t be bothered. 

OH the embarrassing gun-mansion people! They are definitely the worst.

“And then they can’t help themselves,” he added. “At the very end of it they go, ‘So, we don’t let those criminal b*stards get back in office!’ You’re like, ‘No! Don’t say the last part! You lost 50 percent of your audience.’”

She treats her followers like friends? With friends who tweet about ridiculously overpriced handbags in the midst of a pandemic, and then try to justify it by bitching about not getting enough kudos for donating to charity, who needs fucking enemies.

I know you guys enjoy posting about this idiot for the clicks and…

they were beyond tiresome before the pandemic. I really hope after this is done we don’t go right back to the same mind-numbing bullshit that got us apathetic and uninvolved in the first place.

Last week, I bought a MacBook Air because my 2012 MacBook Pro had finally met its end and needed multiple accessories to function. Even though I was very excited about having a metallic pink laptop, I kept quiet about it on social media, because no one needs to see me flaunt a luxury purchase. Especially not during…

What the fuck is the “illiberal left?” 

Yet more proof that once someone becomes rich, that is the first pillar of their identity - rich first, everything else second. Maybe it has something to do with the sort of sociopathy and/or self-centeredness that is required to get super rich, but almost without fail when given the option between doing the right…

Celebrity hot takes in the middle of a pandemic are beyond fucking tiresome. Cardi B & Matthew McConaughey, I’m looking at you.