Me, too! I’ve only been lurking and half-ass commenting for like 100 years, so YAY!

I didn’t get it, either, until I read your post. High five, squirrelfran! #imanold

Right? Who are these monsters who post pics of their feet on the Internet? Even pics of freshly pedicured toes... just No. Nobody needs to see your gross feet. Thx for indulging my pet peeve. ;-)

Fuck those stupid red croissants!! Fuck all of them! Ah, that felt good.

As someone who has experienced a miscarriage myself, I felt like a jerk for my first reaction being “She was never pregnant in the first place... this reeks of a publicity stunt.” Now I don’t feel like a jerk anymore. I hate to be so cynical, but... there it is.

Yes! I was never really into him before, but got super addicted to The Affair a few months ago and love his character. Season 3 starts in November!! I am just a little bit excited...

That was 2010? Woah. #oldlesbianshitass

Solidarity, my fellow #proudlesbianshitass!

I was totally scrolling thru the comments for a lesbian shit-ass reference, and here it is! All the stars for you. Ah, the good ol’ days!

Oh snap that IS a good gif!

If Martha was a colour, she’d be beige. Yawn.

This needs many many more stars

That image screams mid-life crisis

I’m a pro lurker these days. ;-)

Oui, c’est moi!

I’m in the black over on Jez and I think Gawker, too, but not over here in the hinterlands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Ass eating fungus” is my new fave insult

“Lose him and get a Hitachi” is the most solid life advice I’ve ever heard.

My home is not huge. But sometimes I really enjoy going out to the shed to smoke a joint and relax while the baby sleeps. Since I can’t hear him when I’m out there, I bring the monitor with me. If he wakes up, I can hear him and decide whether he’s just making noises in his sleep, or if I need to go back inside and…

I had the shittiest shit-ass of a day today, and those kittens are really doing the trick. Thank you!