Has everyone been so poisoned by Gen3 onwards that they forget most pokemon were inspired by real things? Venosaur is a giantass toad! What's so creepy about this movement? HE IS A TOAD!

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of ‘em are stupider than that.” —George Carlin

If you look closely, you can tell it’s actually two adults disguised as a kid.

There’s nothing that screams “I’m off my meds!!!!” more than being “hacked” while owning and displaying a Nazi flag, yet not being a Nazi.

As a Mainer I thought we’re legally required to have a smoke and a pint of Allen’s coffee brandy on us at all times.

Whoa, no no no. Rich didn’t write that line, that was the Town & Country guy.

But those users had to expose themselves to cryptojacking malware in order to warn you about the cryptojacking malware. Valve are essentially requiring customers to take all the risks, put in all the work and test their products for them.

Echoing what others have said, but also this happens *only* if you want to open a tab. I’ve never been in establishment, even a bar, where opening a tab is mandatory if you want to order anything. You can pay as you drink if you don’t want to give up your card, though this can obviously be more of a hassle than just…

Also, just in general, don’t introduce your dog to another dog without asking the owner’s permission. And when they say no, don’t take it personally.

I pet sit a lot, and the dogs I care for often have anxiety around other animals. When they go outside to exercise and take a poop, I do not have permission to bring…

Been thinking about this a lot lately. 

I’m old enough to remember when Billy Ocean preached a move towards safety, as the nation’s ladies incrementally removed themselves from my dreams, securing themselves comfortably within my conveyance.

I’m old enough to remember when this was called Ghost Riding.

That’s what’s especially maddening about their “logic” here.

In the nearly 20-minute song

One wrong thing here and one right.

Yep. Tool. Has money stashed somewhere in his house because he doesn’t trust The Jews that supposedly control banks. Also has end of times rations which will never be eaten. Not because he probably won’t need them, but because he’s a picky eater.

(Woman in engineering) For better or worse, one of my mentors in college strongly impressed on us (female engineering students) that we should never EVER volunteer to do admin/office management tasks once we started working as it would blur the lines on our actual job duties and reinforce the idea that women do office…

See what happens when you let your Dick do the Vogting? Inappropriate shit. 

I hear this.  I cut off half my family and I regret nothing.  The number of times I have heard “but it’s FAMILY”... good lord.  Just because somebody is related to you doesn’t mean you owe them a sweet g.d. thing, least of all your time.  They can get stuffed.