I have a whole folder of this guy!

“I know I just punched you in the face, but we’re playing Risk here and ain’t nuthin’ in the Geneva Conventions against it.”

Not straight in the trash. First he tried to talk to it.

Don’t you think continuing to write for strangers on the internet is a far worse punishment

Yikes. This was meant for the Goodkind article... I’ll see myself out.

You know what I don’t understand, how come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump? I mean after all, you’re not really taking it anywhere.

As someone who grew up Catholic (but now wouldn’t set foot in a church if the rest of the planet were lava), the way the Church treats nuns has a far-reaching effect that goes beyond just those nuns. It’s ingrained in your consciousness from an early age that the priests are superior. They’re saying mass. They wear…

I’ll say that the Ferengi at large are still a problem, but not Quark, Rom, and Nog, those there were played perfectly,but once you get into the Nagus and the FCA and that stuff, it’s a weaker part of the series.

Nuns are legit insane. One of my evil grandmother’s cousins went to Australia with her order back in the 1920s and they pretty much built a town. For, like, forty years they just built and built, and the last thing they built was their own retirement home.

I don’t believe in eating tasty animals, but I do believe in PETA sucking my left nut.

PETA’s the Trump of animal rights activism.

Her resignation....it’s something unpredictable, but in the end it’s right.

Yeah, I definitely fell out of the average dude tree and hit a couple of ugly branches on the way down; also, my limited witticisms are entirely reliant on the written word—I have no talent for being witty in speech.

I’d make a pretty poor streamer.

Was it ever?

Personally I’m more concerned about how rampant mining of cryptocurrency is using up a lot of energy and indirectly killing us.

The work thing is definitely overstepping a boundary. I tell my students to anticipate up to a 24 hour waiting period on emails during the workweek—and to not expect me to answer them on the weekends at all (I often do, but by establishing, “look, I need time off, too,” I help them understand that I’m not an…

Christ, I would hate to be with someone who demanded instant responses to texts.

I can understand time-sensitive texts, but my wife and I mostly call each other if we need an answer on something quickly. If we text each other, it’s largely information that can either wait, or that we aren’t expecting an immediate…