They just left. They are going to go to a burger place and watch the game there. We don’t have cable. He’s too cheap for cable!

I never said it was cool. I said that the girl found the experience positive. That’s a subjective judgment to be made by the person who is, or isn’t, the victim. Her feelings are her own, and she gets to define the experience how she wishes to. The same would be true if this were Steven Tyler rather than Madonna.

“Just get on with filling my heart with hope and then get off my lawn!”

Hard Knocks, baby!

“Only I get to decide if I’m humiliated or not — why would people assume I am humiliated by my own breast, nipple or body?” she said. “I didn’t realize my boob was such a big deal — it was nothing to me.”

If you’ve reached a point where you’re asking “Should I leave my fiance for my crush...” the answer is yes and no.

Yeah, we used to have a guy that would always complain. He kind of ghosted on us and disappeared a couple of years ago. Things run much more smoothly without him. Our group also has a chill system when we go to the bar. The first few folks to show up each throw a $20 onto the bar and it becomes "the pile". Bartender…

No, hashtag pod goals.

It’s fiscally responsible AND reduces the horrific gender ratio in upper management!

i understand nothing and will vote on everything anyway and then go to the comments and tell everyone that they are wrong

I was wondering why they chose Ben Folds as the music for the trailer.

“...but once 11 AM hits, baby, I’m on that Grey Goose like a hamster on a cage-mounted water bottle.”

OK, time to admit my secret shame: I kinda like Gwen and Blake together for now. She’s gone through a lot this last year and Blake is tall and seems easygoing, so you know. He’s a little bit country, she’s a little bit rock and roll. What I’m saying is, as far as I’m concerned, they can live for now.

My greatest regret in life is not being Rihanna.

BIGGEREST SWERVE: The power couple Rory and Paris are planning their wedding now that it’s legal and that’s why everyone is back in town.

Bigger swerve: Rory gets with Max.

See, I think it makes sense. He seems like the kind of guy who will die in that town, and we’ll see him when Rory visits Lorelai. He’ll just be there.

agreed

Margot Robbie is the sort of woman who will spend ages 20-35 looking 28 and ages 36-50 looking 35.

“Surely this girl can’t look THAT much like Kendall Jen-”