It’s totally okay to not be able to do headstands. It took me literally 11 years to figure out how to do crow, and the only reason I can do it is I finally had an instructor tell me to keep my head up and engage my core.

My sports bras are all lacking a boob vent and yet my tatas still maintain a reasonable temperature.

But doesn’t her sternum get hot too?!

But why the boob vent?!

She totally dropped that shit on purpose. It wasn’t as important to her as it was to Kit and the only reason she was in the league was for Kit!

*continue to make movies about it

God I wish my job was to look bored and fabulous. Instead I often look bored and haggard for free.

Real talk: I’d watch a daily talk show with Groffsauce and Lea. So adorable!

I SHOULD BE ANGRY BECAUSE I AM TEAM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!

THIS IS GOOD GOSSIP.

YES!!! TEAM I”M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS!!!!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

My husband and I kicked this around but any combination of the two names sounded like the latest pharmaceutical wonder. Dealing with an X and a Z and a clutch of vowels made it too hard.

I didn’t realize how much alcohol affected my body until we did Dry January. Now I can feel the effects of a drink or two significantly more the next day than I did previously and man does that suck.

What testing service did you use? I had a genetic cancer screen done recently (came back totally clear, which wasn’t a surprise based on family history but still a relief), but would be super interested to learn more about my overall genetics.

I easily spend $1700/year on clothes. I used Le Tote for a while but prefer finding things I really enjoy and will wear over and over.

Yes, Le Tote! I used it for a while but the clothes became sad and they always smelled like chemicals.

I would watch the HELL out of Dinner Parties From Hell too!

Unfortunately just the concept, not an actual series.

I would just ask. I share a tiny office with two other people and if the only lotion I have is scented I always ask if they’ll be bothered by it before applying.