I had a 45 minute drive home from the airport at 1 am this morning. I put this on Spotify and it was the perfect late night driving music. It’s melancholy and wistful and (as someone who has listened to T.Swift’s version 100 times) incredibly interesting to see what he kept/changed from the album. Some songs are…

By some weird coincidence all my specialists work at the hospital in town that heavily specializes in senior care (I’m 30). When I had a minor surgery earlier this year I felt like a freaking rockstar. My anesthesiologist complimented how youthful my esophagus was. My nurses marveled at my agility getting in and out…

You’re going to make Zach Braff sad :(

Samesies. I have dude friends that are just friends, and while I objectively understand why someone else would want to bang/date them, I do not though I enjoy spending time with them. Even my guy friends that I would bang/date are people I am able to just hang out and be friends with because it’s not that hard.

... I think it was a joke.

I believe she’s joking, especially since she’s like “I need to stop hitting on Drake” and her Twitter feed is her mostly being hilarious/silly/weird.

I don’t know if Kinja will let me embed it:

And he’s a 9th grader, so this would be his first year and he was just looking for fellow robot loving homies :(

Yes but then there was the followup Lolo Jones Vine where she decided she needed to stop pursuing Drake because “He doesn’t even have a last name. What would they put on my race bib?”

I hope this is true more than anything I’ve ever hoped for in life. Serena constantly trolling Drake is the ultimate Drake thing I’ve ever heard.

Your info could be right; an article I read earlier said he was in the Robotics Club in middle school and was looking for something similar in high school, which is part of why he brought the clock he made in.

And he wasn’t even claiming it was a bomb!

I’m hoping someone like Elon Musk will reach out to him and do something cool as a way to make this shit sandwich slightly better for Mohamed.

Denver has shut down major roads on more than one occasion to have a bomb squad do their thing due to “suspicious packages” (without accompanying threats) which usually just turn out to be empty boxes/backpacks or one time an abandoned remote control car because THAT is how you take a perceived threat seriously. Not…

I don’t know if I should laugh or cry so I’m sitting in my kitchen drinking prosecco (OFFICIALLY ON VACATION Y”ALL) doing both.

Being classy assholes we end up buying several hundred dollars worth of event tickets to whichever lucky local cultural organization sent us a postcard that day. One year we end up with basically season tickets to the symphony; this year it was touring Broadway shows.

I had sinus surgery in March and was so drunk on Vicodin that I received random Amazon packages for the next month. My favorite surprise I sent myself was leggings covered in anarchist cat faces.

I think it depends if you want more than two or if you would do it just to make your MIL happy. If you want more than two, do it. If you don’t, enjoy them with your partner and feel fancy and don’t worry about registering for more.

My mother was to-our-face happy for us but secretly upset that my husband and I eloped. But then I gave her carte blanche to plan a wedding celebration for us when we back home for a holiday and it worked out splendidly. She got to have all the moments that were important to her (cake cutting, first dance, seeing me…

I remember that episode! The consultant certainly earned her commission on that.