That comparison is highly offensive to both the Amish community and the Werewolf community.

Always two there are - a master, and an apprentice.

I wish someone had consulted with me. I have plenty of master/slave alternatives: 😉

There will be no natto shaming in this house!

The Ja Rule reference was just so perfect, all these years later, and folks still don't get the point😆

I stared at the picture for a few seconds before I read the title. That was a relief, believe me.

Yes. You shouldn’t change lanes without checking your 6, and neither should a robovolvo. 

Kojima was right about everything! HOW DID HE KNOW?!

Hey, PornHub was lauded for making its Premium service free in Italy for the lockdown, I think Steam would similarly be cheered for giving unwilling shut-ins cheap games.

i have joked that my backlog of jrpg’s cries out for self quarantine. but i’m pretty sure i’d go nuts not being able to go to the gym.

This is what you’ve been training for, people! This is not a drill! Now get in there, isolate yourselves, and play games like your life depends on it!

Oh....Spoiler alert.

I expect the driver of this thing will show up to court like this (and if he knows the right people, he will be correct).

JDM Imports: Jalop Direct Market Imports business plan.

...died on Saturday in a tragic accident.

Mad Mike is gone but the Earth is still a-round...

I’ll see myself out

So is he now the flattest flat Earther?

If you aren’t 100% on the throttle or 100% on the brakes, you ain’t doing it right.

I’ve also had energy pulled out of my butt but that’s because the vibrate setting on the plug was set too high and it made sitting a chore.