I usually finish Overwatch matches with 0% accuracy. I should start a YouTube channel.

of course they would do this the season with the worst animation quality....

How the fuck do you have a hundred-millionaire brother, and think its cool to grab a friend to go beat and rob an old lady at a casino? If Kawhi was my bro, even if we were estranged I think I’d rather try to get in good with him because that would probably pay off better in the long run than robbing old ladies. If I…

Same here.  I sold my RX8 and kept my E46 wagon when we moved from Philly-Denver, b/c “practical.”  Stupid.

Pedestrian safety laws in Europe are paying off.

First LT2 available to drop into an MX5 

I lived in Atlanta for a bit and worked with a car dealership heiress whose family owned and lived on a plantation. When the 8-person over-the-cubicle discussion rang out about how beautiful it must be...I asked if she heard the screams and moans from the cemetery. She actually got up to come confront me saying her…

Somebody mad about the truth about American history?

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.

Sometimes it seems like physics is just breakin’ its own laws just to fuck with motorcyclists;

That’s not the point here. Colin said repeatedly that he doesn’t believe he’s owed a platform, and that he’s happy to stay away from where he’s not welcome. The problem is that they gave him a panel, very clearly told him it was okay to advertise to his fans that he’d be there, and then took it away AFTER him and a…

you always see a dinky machine gun on a tripod on a Hilux. This dude has got a .50 cal from a Nam era gunboat on it. BUILT JIHAD TOUGH

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

Look, she definitely tossed that cat a bit rougher than I would have but if you’ve ever owned a cat, you know it was just fine.

How many times do I have to tell you?   This is America.

Who wore it best?

I know that you can’t always see every pothole, or avoid every pothole in every situation. Let me state that up front. I live in Chicago. Potholes are a way of life. I’ve driven my lowered BRZ into some invisible potholes at night that had the car basically fall onto its front bumper. I’ve also hit potholes violently…

scans for *female orgasm*

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”