“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

Trump third party run...a consumation devoutly to be wished

It was like he was filibustering rational thinking.

Any excuse to share my Shrek-ogre baby. My ogre and their demon would have the most incredible babies. Arranged marriages are cool, right?

“I’ve always been raised as being currently a 26-year-old,”