None of us wants to tolerate it. It’s intolerable. However, they have the guns, the tanks, the ammo, the teargas, the pepper spray, the billy clubs, the kevlar, the shields, the rocket launchers, the seatbelt-free arrest wagons, and a political machine that not only pointedly blinds itself to their criminal, racist,…

If being a dick was illegal, we’d all be serving life.

Don Lemon just directed a reporter to ask if a couple of protesters were sure they actually saw the police beat someone 10 feet away, then spewed this gem

Was Brittney kidding around? Because in that case, this is funny. If she is not kidding around, it is funny in a different way. I guess we all win?

That was painful.

No. Nope. Uh uh. Hell no.

The guy running away is my new hero. He is on a pitch filled with professional soccer players who want to hit him and they can't FUCKING CATCH HIM. He is literally running circles around them. Ha, ha. No wonder they lost the game.

The lyrics suck. It's like wannabe gangsta crap with a pop star trying to act tough while singing it. Her voice is irritating and whiny. Rihanna is gorgeous and is a really great model, but she's never impressed me as a singer or music star. Her strengths are in posing, being charismatic, and being a fantastic model.…

You're right, she should have turned into a giant set of ovaries and done...ovary stuff. If you're going to be so closed-minded about how you process symbolism, I don't think you'd see any poetic justice in her using male symbols to destroy men, or the basic, cinematic majesty in turning into a dragon and setting…

Yes, how terrible that she actually looked like a badass woman in the final battle. She totally should have given up her feminity and transform into a traditional symbol of male power and masculinity. Because women are weak, am I right?

The F train has tripled its late by terminal delay since 2011! I take it every single day and I have now come to realize that it stands for "Go Fuck Yourself"

Dear MTA:

"In other words, young Chris Christie was a total front-runner."

That's not a valid excuse. First of all, she speaks very little Italian, that was evident on their trip to Italy as well as other times through the years when she has mangled the most basic Italian words. In contrast, Meatball Joe speaks Italian and still speaks English better than Tre. Secondly, learning a second…

Other New Years Resolutions:

I don't think it makes you sound like an asshole. Part of male privilege is the semi-conscious belief that men are the arbiters of reality. Rationally, many men know that women have different experiences than they do but just as many believe, deep down, that they'd handle those experiences better. It wouldn't bother…

I realize this makes me sound like an asshole, but I'm glad he got to deal with all that shit. I wish more guys tried it, for the simple learning experience.

I love how guys have to actually feel what it's like to be a woman to sympathize with us instead of you know, taking our word on it? Especially when a majority of women talk about their weird online dating experiences.