“I thought you didn’t send pretty girls to prison?”

She then quoted a Rumi poem: “Yesterday I tried to change the world. Today I’m wise, and want to change myself.”

She allegedly was so cerebral when she found out when the trial was and was pregnant and had a young infant at the beginning of the trial, and now she’s pregnant before jail. How convenient. pregnancy don’t get sympathy, woman. Your company fucked up a shit ton of folks lives, making a woman thinking she was…

I don’t know why I’m shocked that I live in a world in which she is considered pretty...

“They don’t put attractive people like me in jail.”

Hi have you considered getting fucked?

The Shape of Water or Get Out! (haha I made a pun!)

Um, Tiffany Haddish is Eritrean. She’s wearing a zuria, an Eritrean headdress and a ka’ba, an Eritrean style of dress. Nothing about her look is “thrown together non-western clothes” to look “ambiguously ethnic”.

Every soldier was white, which is not historically accurate.

I had a surreal instant when I confused Jane Fonda with Nancy Reagan.

My favorite: Ethan Couch - Affluenza

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