ceedubjames
Ceedub James
ceedubjames

My best and favorite professor was an adjunt professor. He held a doctorate in mathematics and one in music. His 800-year old car broke down and he would take a bike to class. In the SNOW! I needed to pass calculus to graduate. A scientific calculator was my arch nemesis. Because of the dedication of this man, who was

OMG. I can’t believe those salaries. And, wait, how the heck is the NFL a non-profit? Is it the same with the NHL, NBA, MLB, etc.? And, how can we NOT pay college athletes a stipend that’s placed in monitored, guardianship controlled fund to ensure they have some financial stability for god’s sake? Jesus, we suck so

Uhhmmm...I’m Black and Old, so I speak with some authority when I say, this is ridiculous. If someone throws a shoe at you it is assault or an insult. Particularly her high azz heels! That’s crazy! No, throw compliments, flower petals, money -but, shoes - just, no. I don’t care who you are, do NOT take your shoe off

Love this.

Damn, her and Coco Rocha could rule the world with their walk!

Wendy Williams is on the phone; she wants her chest back bitch! 

Me too. I’m like, wait..what? No, really wait...I can’t...oh, God...

I am about to cancel a subscription to another magazine because they want some ridiculous annual fee and I can read it at the library for free. Honestly, why is she SELLING this magazine? It is a cleverly formatted catalog to entice you to purchase a bit of GP’s lifestyle to have for your very own. Some days, I really

Yes. Even people who might have hesitated to say/do racist shizzle in the past now feel “freed from the bondage of political correctness”. As if they were actual CHAINS...gee, but, that image is silly. No one would ever put other human beings in CHAINS, right?

OMG, this is so brilliantly perfect! Thank you!

It’s her body, she paid for it, she can flaunt all she wants. It’s not my personal ideal, but who cares? More importantly, this woman has bit of a public platform and it would be enjoyable to see her not be so malicious and evil. But, hey, it got her a TV show and I’m here tryna’ be nice and getting nowhere...so,

I know, I know this isn’t a beauty contest...but, seriously, she just looks like she’d make you do extra laps just for being late to gym class cuz you broke your leg...

Or, at the very least, “held in indefinite detention at an undisclosed location...”

99.9% true!

So, if I work for Fed Ex and I need to move out of my apartment next weekend, you think I could ask my Manager if I can just grab one of the company trucks?

I know you’re right. I just hate that you’re right. Because this is all so NOT right.

Thank you. Drinking usually relaxes your inhibitions and the real you comes out. So, basically she’s a bigot and a racist all damn day, but when sober she knows enuf to hold her stupid tongue. I do not understand why these chicks get a pass just cuz they’re women...they are just as ugly as those dudes with tiki

OUTSTANDING! She is remarkable and I hope her star continues to rise and shine. I hope she remains true to herself amongst all the hype that’s heading in her direction. Her beauty is truly skin deep.

Right? It was the same after Charlottesville. My non-Black friends (which right ther shows how fucked up we are in this country by having to identiy mofos by RACE...) - anyway, many said, “Oh that’s it, no way can the Administration will withstand this. The GOP will stand up en masse in protest.” I literally howeled.

FUCK THIS! I don’t want to hear about these brutal monsters until they are locked the fuck up and charged with attempted murder and a felony HATE crime. WTF do you think is gonna happen to this little boys mental state? OMG, I can’t say FUCK THIS SHIT enough! I am so mad right now I am crying. When are we gonna