At first, I was like, WtF??? But, then my husband explained it to me from his perspective. He said, “If you can’t even make a bed to specifications, what makes you think you have the right, to go out and TAKE SOMEONE’S LIFE, and you can’t even make a f—king bed?” It took me aback. Both my parents were in the Army…

OMG!!! RIGHT? I was born and raised in San Francisco, and as a native daughter, this shizzle is truly the epitome of privilege, stupidity and inconsiderate cruelty. There are people who are dining with rats, roaches, etc. on the daily and not by choice. How about this? Why don’t we get you some take out, put you up in…

Nope!!! I am now!!! Thank you U Moose you!

Wow....is Oklahoma really that f—ked up? I just amazes me how some states are just known as horrors for civil rights. But, frankly, I don’t think Oklahoma is a stand alone. I’m from Northern California and we’ve got some stupid shizzle here too. Perhaps not always as blatant, but, believe me, it’s here. What a mess.…

Seriously. We need some kind of national day of decompression. This shizzle is awful. My boss asked me how things were going, and I said, well, there are things outside of work that I’m trying to not let effect me...(smile, smile, smile)...so that I can keep my mind on the job...(smile, smile)...and then I promptly…

You know. I feel you. At times like that it is best to please a sudden illness - because being f—king sick and tired of this shizzle literally makes you sick. Then go home and hug a family member, or do something for a struggling brother or sister to show you care. I know how you feel. It’s frustrating. You feel like…

Thank you. I actually re read the piece after seeing some of the praise. This article is meant to be satire...right? Please say it’s satire...please?

Hmmm....how about all the roles, movie, tv, play...that were originally written by, for or about a person who is not white; and, THAT role is played by a white person? I mean, it’s a bit of a conundrum now isn’t it? Why is one acceptable and the other an abomination?

Right? I didn’t, couldn’t - watch this. I can’t. We are becoming immune to the violent, senseless loss of human life. We have become a nation of snuff films.

OMG! That’s hilarious...but, maybe...

Uhm. Miz Brown, could I just come up for a visit and hang with your Grandma for a minute? I’ll bring pie.

I know. There are SO MANY people who could have delivered a commencement address...why HER? She is evil and totally against anything that supports public education for our kids. We all came here from different paths...wth? Girlfriend, tell you what, let’s change lives for a year. THEN give me that bullsh-t about how…

BRAVO!

OMG! Dublin?! Yep, a bit different!

THANK YOU FOR THIS! Just when I thought ALL hope was lost in this world....

Baby doubles? Oh my, I love this! Thank you for the chuckle! I have never understood folks spending “bigly” on children’s clothing! First off, the poor kids who have to wear this shizzle - how you gonna play on monkey bars in a silk slip?

Same here! But, y’all, I personally can’t wait for the Chick-fil-A version!!!!

I know this is random, but my back passenger window has been about an inch and half open for two years! I can’t afford to get it fixed. See-we humans can always find SOMETHING in common!

I am not a religious fanatic by any stretch. But, it appears that the Devil has found his band of worshipers and they have been rewarded...

WHOA! I just had a HUGE argument with my little sister about this. I told her I was able to finally get a medical appointment for someone close who had been getting the run around. I told her, “I just used my White-girl voice...” She went BALLISTIC! She said there is “no such thing as a white girl voice! There is just…