Oh man, I’m with you! I hadn’t been unexpectedly touched much until I was really pregnant. People want to touch that belly and it’s insane!! The craziest lean over and talk really close to it....

This made my day. Anytime! :)

This made my day. Anytime! :)

Safe Harbor Plan, bitches!!! I’m still going to pay those taxes on the non-Roth contributions tho....

That’s caused by blood pooling under your eyes. It’s tough because there is no product that can fix that although ton claim they can help. First, make sure this isn’t caused or exacerbated by allergies, an iron deficiency, or excessive rubbing of the eyes. Get lots of sleep, use a cold compress in the mornings (like…

That’s caused by blood pooling under your eyes. It’s tough because there is no product that can fix that although…

Starbucks creates too much plastic waste. They need to make that personal cup discount bigger. Dunkin’ is a better bang for my buck because I’m charged for a ‘refill’ when I bring my own cup. 

You can’t do that. But if you took after tax money and contributed to an HSA or spent a whole lot on medical expenses, then you could possibly take a deduction. 

I own this neck pillow and it is amazing. I got it after reading a review that said something along the lines that the pillow “felt like Jesus lifting your head with his own hands...” However, I bought it years ago and now I’m reading the reviews that the new ones suffer in quality. That’s a shame because the one I…

I own this neck pillow and it is amazing. I got it after reading a review that said something along the lines that…

Can someone do the same type of expose on Michael Jackson now?

If you’re my mother-in-law, you just tuck it back into my luggage right before I leave and tell your son that “I don’t need it, you take it back.” Grrrr.

How did you end up consulting and buying cars for people? I think your job is fascinating. I spent 10 years working with dealers, from bikes to boats to cars, as a financial statement auditors and some of the most useful information I ever got was from the F&I guys. I thoroughly enjoy accompanying friends and family…

My city, Orlando - land of theme parks and unbridled cheer for children, doesn’t even participate. Boo! 

I knew MCO would be on the bottom! To top it off - we had a bad week not long ago where they found 3 guns in carry-ons in one week. Mickey Mouse does not approve. 

Lol. My husband and I had to watch videos on how to drive through roundabouts when we moved to New Zealand. It took time to get used to it. 

Duck eggs! Enough said

I bite my nails....so I’m good, right? 

Yaaaaasssss! 

This was Florida, wasn’t it?

I encounter more loud obnoxious adults than I do children that I can’t stand. Can we put a message on the menu for those people? Some people are just really put off by kids so as a parent you’re damned no matter what you do. I brought my 14 month old to a Thai restaurant once where he quietly tried to shove Pad Thai…

Ha ha! And we know how sleep deprived kids are now-a -days so this is killing two birds with one stone.

If you have dry sensitive skin, the binders in bar soap are no bueno and it’s best to switch to a liquid wash. With that said, I’ll continue to take my skincare advice from my dermatologist and not from Joel’s Hot Takes.