I am a tipping expert. Not bragging. Just saying. Of course, it’s a lifetime of watching others and talking to people who worked in the service industry that makes me so good about it.

Is that person saying they would prefer no gift to a check? It’s a choice.

I used to buy used shoes without a second thought. Now I think and look. I do not want someone elses odd foot fungus, so a gently used shoe, or one that looks hardly worn, is the one for me. Never got a foot fungus, but would think twice.

It also looks super uncomfortable. I foresee hideous blisters.

You did that quickly and competently. Hmmm. Maybe it’s not that hard, Jezebel?

Well, that’s clearly not what I’m saying because it’s not what I wrote above. Standing up against sexual harassment and assault is one of Gillibrand’s key tenets. Should she have not called out Franken because he was nice or on team Blue? I admire that her stance against harrassment is not situational—lots of “blue”…

Here’s the thing, I like NYC style pizza and I appreciate the ability to buy a slice. My 20s were nurtured by the NYC pizza slice. But the last five times I’ve been to NYC? I went to all my old hangouts, every pizza place was gone. Driven out by high rents and artisanal clothing stores.

I saw The Drowning Pool at some point. Don’t remember the poster. But that is a very nice hand.

That’s fine. But I say again, the blame for Franken has been placed at Gillibrand’s door. That is not fair. What blame do you place at Schumer’s door? He is the one who told Franken he would not get his ethics hearing.

Some people are. But some people also believe ETs are among us. I once got my hair cut by a woman who believed that our government is controlled by Lizard people from Andromeda Galaxy who move underground, walking through rock like it is air. So, you know, people believe stuff. She had a real way with scissors, I will…

Why were you reading Left Behind in Catholic school? Don’t the Catholics also get left behind? Unless they repent? How self-hating are Catholics? Asks a former Catholic.

Ding! I think you win the prize. They are probably taking everything out the back door and putting it on ebay. Under the pseudonym King of Kings, I assume.

It’s a line from the song? If you didn’t listen to it, it makes no sense. But if you have speakers on, you will laugh.

Again, that was Schumer’s call. What do you have to say about him?

Pretty sure it’s a mushroom dick. Read it somewhere.

It was Sen. Schumer who supposedly told Franken that he wouldn’t get the ethics hearing he was requesting (I believe that’s what he wanted). But, yes, let’s definitely blame the woman who was true to her principles that all sexual harrassment is wrong even if it’s done by someone who is really funny and votes the…

It was Sen. Schumer who supposedly told Franken that he wouldn’t get the ethics hearing he was requesting (I believe that’s what he wanted). But, yes, let’s definitely blame the woman who was true to her principles that all sexual harrassment is wrong even if it’s done by someone who is really funny and votes the…

I’m old, so I started babysitting at 11. Looking back on it? I probably was not old enough. But I was a bargain! And I took it very seriously.

If you took on a job with a man and he was let go by your boss, and you were expected to do all of the work, you might choose to quit as well. Especially if your boss wanted you to do the work of you both, and wouldn’t hire another person. And I think you’d be pissed if the fired guy got paid but you had to repay the…

Not a Haberman fan. But this is typical. Maggie is accused of no sexual misbehavior. So of course he kept his advance and she lost hers. Of course.