Yeah, this is the best take, the only take. I think Smollett made it up. I think he’ll spend some time living this down. I think Chicago needs to move on to all the other stuff that’s happening. And I’m glad I voted Lightfoot.

Monoprix in Paris is good for food and make up. European make up is much better than US make up, even if it is the same brand. They don’t allow as many additives and it just feels better on your skin. Euro make up is the future! I also grocery shopped in Chile, Argentina, Peru, and Ecuador and the food was good as was…

Everything about bread sliced bagels is wrong, and we all know. But the bigger question is...What the hell is happening in St. Louis? Because this is a cry for help.

Nancy is our anti-McConnell and anti-Trump charm. She lands more blows on both of them than anyone else. I want her to stay until they are gone. Shumer? He can go now. I’m cool.

The descendents of slave owners should be the FIRST people to call for reparations. I’m not saying they are, but they should be.

Yeah, that’s a solid opinion that I agree with 100 percent.

My prediction is that the US will all but abandon Israel within the next 10 years. My reasons. 1) With Netanyahu’s embrace of Trump, Israel is seen as pro-Trump. When Trump is out of office and our national gag reflex kicks in, perceived friends of Trump will be jettisoned. 2) Israel will be an expense at a time that…

When you feel bad for posting on Kinja during work hours, please to remember that SHS spends her taxpayer funded time hosting the least number of press briefings in modern times so she can have more time to do her mean girl stuff like this. And we pay her. Bitch is eye-twitching and laughing all the way to the bank.…

Death to dibs! No dibs, ever! I am anti-dibs. And will always be.

He sounds super nice!

It’s not black and gay, though. That person is calling a neighborhood with less than 4% blacks a “black” neighborhood. It is not. He’s super drunk. And possibly super racist.

That neighborhood is not remotely half gay or half black. I mean, at all. At. All. It’s in Streeterville, which is estimated to be 75% white and only 4% black. The journalist may have found drunk Chicagoans who would say this, but there is objective truth. Blacks are underrepresented in Streeterville by about 30%…

Where was the patron a few hours earlier? I’m just saying...

Yeah, I’d really like to know about what really happened with that girl who slapped him. I’m thinking there’s more to the story...

Did he kick you back? I’ll bet he didn’t.

I was a girl. I knew many girls. None of us ever did that. None. Of. Us. Either West Bend girls are a unique species or his mother lies.

Yeah, and the guy who said this is a guy whose first ever fight was with a girl. With a girl. Says so much.

I mean, if a girl hit him in the library for five minutes? WTF. When has that ever happened. This is like me hypothetical-ing, “If Aliens came and tried to drag me out of my office through the window, I would have to cling to my desk and yell and hope one of my coworkers heard me.” I mean sure, but why would that ever…

So his first fight was with a girl? Is what I’m reading? WTF.

I don’t know. It’s to AMI’s advantage to muddy this water, and muddy they do. The brother. The girlfriend. Her friends. I don’t think any of this is true. I look forward to finding out it was Saud all along...