How dare you supply the internet with facts! Again, how DARE you!!!!1!!!

And like a good Trojan, he already has a complete disregard for the rules.

“My dad’s from Mexico, mom is Tex-Mex so both are delicious to me.”

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

Well, it makes sense that a radio announcer would do this with frequency.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

They need to bring back the real gun (and keep the squirt gun)... they have a knife and a bomb, what’s the issue with the gun??

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

Because that is the significant part of this story? Really? Who the fuck cares who pays?

Are we talking about the same grownup that throws a temper tantrum on Twitter every time SNL makes fun of him?

Yes. I too am so very pleased that the US is now being run by “grown ups” who do very mature things, like randomly calling world leaders and complaining at 3:oo AM about how unfair SNL is...

Grown ups tweeting about SNL at 3 in the morning.

I hadn’t been in years, but their version of Springfield is now my Mecca.

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

This is literally the first time I have ever seen this gif without the good Senor going full Super Saiyan-2.

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So... is the pink overcoat and hat a privilege or a punishment?