And like a good Trojan, he already has a complete disregard for the rules.

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

Well, it makes sense that a radio announcer would do this with frequency.

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

Because that is the significant part of this story? Really? Who the fuck cares who pays?

Are we talking about the same grownup that throws a temper tantrum on Twitter every time SNL makes fun of him?

Yes. I too am so very pleased that the US is now being run by “grown ups” who do very mature things, like randomly calling world leaders and complaining at 3:oo AM about how unfair SNL is...

Grown ups tweeting about SNL at 3 in the morning.

I hadn’t been in years, but their version of Springfield is now my Mecca.

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

This is literally the first time I have ever seen this gif without the good Senor going full Super Saiyan-2.

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It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

Wasn’t this the guy who spent months bragging about how his immense wealth would mean he could entirely self-fund his campaign and wouldn’t need to rely on donations from anybody?

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Yeah, I dunno, I have a rpi myself I have exactly for this, but I’m still going to buy Nintendo’s new NES for two reasons

A) Nintendo might not need my money, but I don’t mind giving it to them for (many) games that they haven’t seen a dime for in over two decades because of countless ROMs and emulators