If these walls could talk; you’d probably hate their accent.

Dustin Diamond with gout.

What really grossed out his team-mates was the grey pubic hair.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

Does anybody know how fast that pitch was?

He works for Barstool now?

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

The cause is unclear, but the San Diego Union-Tribune reported yesterday that BCA had been missing lease payments to its Mexico-based signal operator for the station.

I’m a Giants fan who lives in Philadelphia, next door to one bar and across the street from another. As I was yelling “No! No! No! Please no!” at my television after the Jones pick, I heard loud cheers coming in through my window from outside. But joke’s on you Eagles fans! With Jones at QB, you guys are going to beat…

Absolutely no sympathy for Thunder fans.

I knew a guy once. He lost his Lord of the Family status in a best-of-three NBA Jam TE series.

Now his son writes him in as a dependent on his taxes. Boomshakalaka.

(Star this reply if you tried it.)

“I imagine most viewers are, too.”

The “not really a salad” salad is great because all that fat in the bacon/fried chicken/ham/croutons/dressing is negated when it’s sitting on some iceberg lettuce, and it’s magically transformed into a healthy meal.

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

Ten bucks says the Trump kid picks his nose.

Before we rush to judgment on the turkey vulture, we really have to consider whether there were elements of provocation on Stephen A’s part.

Look, I’m not saying Trump knows anything about young women being duct-taped and thrown in the back of cars for purposes of human trafficking, but do you remember when Trump gave detailed descriptions of women being duct-taped and thrown in the back of cars for purposes of human trafficking?

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode.