I'm pretty sure that's already used for Steelers fans, but you're on the right track.

where was j.t. snow to scoop her out of harms way?

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

wait a minute, leave Scalabrine out of this. he’s the man and I’m not even a Celtics fab

Glad to have you back. Don’t ever leave again. Megan said bad things about ham. I’m still not over it.

welcome back

they have had absolutely zero influence on the history or direction of music

And that’s how Drew got hurt.

Oh, yes, let the Photoshopping BEGIN. Just hook it into my veins!

Welcome back, Drew.

What a great memory for them, and what a great eventual loss of memory for their son.

Parents: Hooray! Our kid has chosen to pursue physical violence against his opponent in a friendly game! We have successfully raised an asshole!

Regardless of who gets caught up in a ponzi scheme, it should never be “amusing”

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

Ray Lewis killed a man.  Minutiae or not, it needs to be repeated.

DON’T JUDGE UNTIL YOU WATCH THE FULL VIDEO DURHHH

But if you pick LeBron, won’t he just end up leaving for the more talented MonStars?

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

Hahahahahaha what a moron. I would never do that.*