Hard to be intimidating when you’re doing In Living Color Fly Girl cosplay.

SEAinLA’s real name is Eric Sollenberger. 

“This shit’s contagious” has a completely different connotation in the Buccaneers locker room.

“by the end of his speech Saturday he was sweating all the way through his gold jacket”

I don’t care what anyone says, he killed that speech. 

90% of the comments on Deadspin are insincere sarcasm, and the other 50% are whinging Boston or St. Louis fans

True story:

Bill Belichick used to endorse Starter Jackets:

Everyone thinks my 2 year old daughter is a sweetheart but she LOVES shit like that, and eats her boogers. I’m hoping my next kid will be better

Drew’s book about being a parent is one of the best I’ve read, if only because it addresses that you’ll sometimes hate your kid and want to fight them... Only to feel like a total piece of shit for feeling that way like one minute later. Also, great anecdotes about trying and failing to be a cool dad.

I bet anything he gets convicted...wait! No I don’t.

Melo and an aging CP3? This team is going to be great 5 years ago. 

Couple of tricks to get someone to move their car when it’s parked outside of your home everyday.

“Now let’s go foreclose on some houses!” - Dan Gilbert

Tigers Pitching Coach Fired For Making “Insensitive Comments” To A Team Employee

“How much money is that former UConn guy making, anyway?”

Things Romo can hold:
1. A grudge.

Chef: MY MOM

Jesus. I had a daughter that was still born at 36 weeks almost exactly 11 years ago. At the time I was working in the media (not on Reali’s scale, but I covered local news and had a talk show that was fairly well-rated) and the pregnancy impending fatherhood had become part of the regular conversation during our…

I didn’t want to believe this, but my fellow middle aged white males kept shoving it in my face.