It’s not even teachers accidentally killing students that worries me. I taught 7th grade for a while. I am also fairly comfortable around guns (grew up in the sticks where guns were ubiquitous and shooting stuff for food or fun was normal and part of my childhood). No way in hell would I want a gun in a classroom. I…

“No collusion!” - Bill Self, after the game

Last night, during her show Laura Ingraham Would Like To Speak To A Manager,

he made his way across the country in a “big rig” before being dropped off by a “McDonald’s near a tall building” Monday night.

Like most athletes who wind up in Sacremento, he was confused, upset, and looked for any way to get the hell out of there.

Whiteface Mountain is reported to be getting back a first and two second round draft picks.

In response to Trumps tweet.

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

That’s why you gotta go cross-sport and find some new people! If you’re a speed skater, seek out the skiers. If you’re a luger, seek out the figure skaters. If you’re If you’re a curler, go home alone.

Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

We’re not talking about the people who built the fuckin’ railroad here, we’re talking about bad sports talk radio, man!

I understand my arcane dietary restrictions better than you.

Look, Bobby Flay

The suspect was apprehended after he tried to pawn 9 Jerky Boy CDs.

Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

What was Kevin Hart doing there, anyway!?

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

What an annoying little kissant.