John Wall Broken; Now Door.

“Yeah, I ran into a pole at high speed and bounced my head off a train, but it’s probably not me in the video. I mean, how many Eagles fans does that eliminate, really?”

Yeah, if I’m a Bucks fans, I’m not crying over spilt soda over this.

Imagine the “shoulda kept Garappolo” takes if Hoyer has to come in and throws a game sealing interception in the final minutes.

True Pats fans right now are torn between whether to blame ESPN or Roger Goodell for this latest unfair outrage. Whatever the eventual response, I’m sure it will contain the phrase “haters.”

As a victim of abuse, I can tell you it is taxing every day of my life. It is hell. If he wants sympathy, let the devil provide it when he lands in hell. This monster should have to hear the victim impact audio on loop replay in his cell every minute of every day for the rest of his life.

When I was a kid, my brother got away with everything. He would instigate, I would retaliate, and then I’d be the one who got punished for it. I knew it was because he was the baby of the family, but it still made me mad.

Damn Afflalo, you got Serb’d! 

Two phony rocket attacks in one week.

That is an excellent point. Going into this game I’m sure the New England Patriots were going to give it maybe 75%. I mean there’s a lot of pressure to win, and Belichick runs a pretty tight ship, but it gets cold sometimes and it’s late in the year, and I would be willing to bet they just aren’t properly motivated.

Pussy starts talking tough now that James Harrison is out of town.

This probably won’t really hurt CSE in any way, seeing that all of Wood’s clients were all washed up.

“I learned to read!”

Counterpoint: The decision not to run was a terrible one, unless you think it was smart not to trust your star QB to handle basic clock management. That was a first down in a four-down situation, as I recall. You run the ball; if it doesn’t work, you spike it, and you still should have about 10 seconds on the clock.…

Someone knows what the capital of Thailand is.

This picture looks like Incognito is forcing Sir Patrick Stewart to give him a blowjob.

If I were a lakers fan I wouldn’t worry. Magic has the cure.

I’m sure there were some very fine people on both sides of the line of scrimmage.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.