I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

buried in the ground, like all of us

Cue the people who will be trying to make jokes about this awful topic...

I didn’t even care that they cheated! That was just gamesmanship IMO. I just hate dynasties, hate the smug Boston sports fans I’m around every day who whine about the most trivial shit and think the world is out to get them, hate all his Trump supporting bullshit, and his pseudo-science “my muscles are too flexible to…

I don’t remember exactly but that one sketch where he was in a little brothers charity and yells TAKE THAT PEYTON! to a kid is pretty hilarious

Gronk is so confusing to me. He’s a Patriot and a bro, but I can’t help but enjoy everything about him.

Bills all about using things that allow you to get to places you can’t get to on your own.

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

Maybe you missed the point. Jaylen was in high school a few years ago. He’s had to grow up and be more mature in a shorter amount of time than most people his age (I’m 24) to be where he’s at today.

Damn... That video really underscores the fact that at the end of the day, these guys are just kids. Jaylen just turned 21, only spent a year in college, and transferred high schools apparently at least once. Combined with constant hard work and travel, plus the very weird societal dynamic that comes with being an NBA…

Should Gronk be threatened by this? I want to say there’s room for two here.

I can tell you from first hand experience, the nurses in the NICU are nothing short of living angels.

For those wondering (and hoping)—no, the Cleveland Browns do not play the Giants this year.

Show off. —Rick Pitino

“...breaking two bones in Nikola Mirotic’s face with a punch in a practice fight.”

“But the court is bro, and that’s my world!”

Wait — do you hear that??

His best course of action is to retire after the season and live the life he’s earned: unlimited time with his toy trains, conductor’s hat, and hourly snack breaks of mashed potatoes with mayonnaise.

LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.